LEVI'S DICTIONARY

A = Animals

That's what you call cadets who can't understand my commands

B = Bleach

The only thing in the world worth calling holy

C = Castrated

That's what happen to soldiers who do not follow my orders

D = Dirt

The only thing more disgusting than a titan's shit

E = Erwin

I wrote the man's name in my dictionary out of sarcastic respect. Nothing more. Nothing less.

F = Fuck

I just use it a lot. It won't make sense if it's not here

G = Guns

Instrument used to drill holes in enemy's body

H = Hanji

*cough*The most annoying being alive on the planet *cough*

I = Idiot

People told me to expand my dictionary beyond shit and fuck

J = Jean Kristchen

I debated whether to add this entry under 'H' or 'J'. J won, unfortunately

K = Kill

Or murder assassinate or eliminate or. OK that's enough synonyms. Hopefully you get what I am trying to say

L = Love

Yeah you shits. I know the meaning of love

M = Mikasa

She threatened to disown herself from Ackerman Family so I had no choise

N = Nil

I was sleeping. Of course I sleep

O = Organs

Some people have no sense of humor

P = Physics

If the titan punches you with power 6000J and you flew 19 sec before you landed, how far have you flown? Like hell, I know wouldn't I be dead?

Q = Quiver

I DON'T do that though

R = Resurrection

Why do titans have this shit power anyway?

S = Sarcasm

Best form of humor

T = Titans

Give me the name of the dictionary which doesn't have this entry. Heck even Oxford has it.

U = Under age

This world does not define the word. For all I know my neighbor's kid was drinking alcohol and Mike still sniffs like a two year old.

V = Virtual

What people like Eren think of. Seriously how in the god damn world can he kill all the titans when he is a titan himself?

W = Will

Too bad I'm not dying anytime sooner.

X = X rayed

Hanji constantly wants to do that to me. Wants to figure why I have inhumane strength ( aka why am I so awesome )

Y =Yes

It's also known as music when a cadet agrees like a slave to your order

Z = Zephyr

My nickname for my sword. And yes I do name my swords. Got a problem with that?