Wolfdeamonghoul: Hey! Its me again! And Fire Starter and I have talked about it and we've agreed to make our first crossover together. I thought of the idea, but we're just going to make our own chapters, like, I'll make one chapter and then Fire will make the next and so on and so on.
Anyway, we really hope you guys enjoy this and will give out reviews for us to continue. Now to get this show on the road:
(Somewhere: Linda's POV)
Hey, remember that time when I hit my head and then thought I was pyschic? Well, its actually true. I've had this power for a while. I only pretended that I didn't because I didn't wanna hurt my family. And with this power comes all that responsibility junk, like working for Nick Fury for shield.
Yep, you heard me right, I work for shield baby! I'm one of their best agents, and now I'm on my latest case. Which is trying to kill this son of a bitch Red Skull. But sadly my phone was ringing.
I was pissed off by both the baddie and my phone so I finally answered it. "What!?" I demanded. "Woah, Lin? Are you ok?" My husband asked me worried on the phone. I hid behind a crate of wooden boxes.
"What? Of course, Bobby, I'm just great!" I replied. "If trying to shoot someone is good." I muttered. "Wait, what?" Bob asked. I turned to Red Skull. Trying to shoot him, he dodged. "Lin, where the hell are you? And why do I keep hearing gun-shots?" Bob asked me. "Well, Louise and I are just at that laser-tag place again, heh, y'know how she feels about me." I replied nervously. There was another shot. "Nice aim, sweetie!" I yelled, pretending my daughter was there.
"Uh, ok, well do you want me to come pick you up?" Bob asked. "No, no, take your time." I answered. "We're doing just fine, having our mother-daughter time. Isn't that right Louise?" I said. Its been getting harder and harder to lie to my family, but I knew I had to to protect them. Sometimes I wish I never joined shield- "Agent Belcher! Are you done yet!?" Shit! My partner. "Agent Belcher? Lin, what the hell's going on!?" Bob demanded. Damnit, Coulsen! "Um... I'll have to call you back, Bobby." I answered, quickly ending our call. I turned to see that Red escaped. Oh fuck you, Bobby, I'm screwed! Phil walked to me. "Great job, agent, now where is Red Skull now?" He asked. I placed my hands on my head. Using my psychic powers to locate him. But I was too pissed off and annoyed to do it. So I stopped. "Well?" His arms were crossed.
"I'm not in the mood, Philly, I gotta get back to the- kids!" I screamed. Remembering that I had to go pick her, Tina, and Jean up at the laser tag place. "Linda? Whats wrong?" Phil asked me worried. "I forgot that I left the kids back at the laser tag place!" I exclaimed. "Tell Nicky that I had to do something important, bye!" I added. But soon a box of crates fell and I saw Louise and Jean. "Mom, your an actress!?" Jean gasped. Louise slapped him. "Of course not! Shes a spy!" She said.
"Uh... H-how much did you see?" I asked nervously. "Oh, all of it!" Jean said. "Na, we only saw the parts where he was shooting the red guy." Louise pointed to Phil. "Why didn't you tell us your a spy?" She added, giving me a look. "And what are you kids doing here?" I demanded, setting my hands around my hips. "Tina wanted to follow after him." Jean shrugged. "Well where is she?" I asked. "Probably somewhere with that creppy red-faced guy." He answered.
"Shit! When I get my hands on that faggot, I'll kill him!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Now extremly pissed off. "But right now, we have to go home." I sighed. "But what about Tina?" Jean asked. "We'll look for her." Phil replied. "But you kids have to pretend you saw nothing." He added. "Come on kids, lets get to the car." I told them. The three of us headed to the car to drive back to our apartment/resturaunt...
(At Bob's Burgers)
I changed in an alley way, soon heading back into the car. "Hey mom." Jean said. "Yes, honey?" I asked. "How long have you been a spy?" He said. "Well, it was before you kids were born and I met Bobby." I replied. "Who was that creepy red guy?" Lousie asked. "That, Louise, was Red Skull." I answered. "Red Skull?" Louise and Jean asked. "Yes, hes a notorious villain who works for a bad secret agency called hydra." I replied. "So they're like me?" Louise said. "Worse." I told her. "Man, I can't wait to tell dad!" Jean exclaimed. Louise elbowed him in the stomach. "Ow!" He said.
"Jean! Mom is a secret agent!" Louise exclaimed. "Thats right honey." I commented. "And we can't just tell dad about this, unless." She smirked at me through the mirror. I sighed. "Fine, I'll show you where I work as long as you promise to not tell your father." I told them. Louise raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms, the fuckin' smirk was still there! I cursed under my breath. "And I'll let Phil show you around the place." I added. "Will you give us your card with a picture of you on it?" Jean asked. "No." I stated. "Good enough." He shrugged. We made it back home. To find Bob was about to put up the closed sign. He opened the door. Letting us all come inside. "Where the hell were you? And wheres Tina?" Bob crossed his arms at us.
"Well, we were all at laser tag, and I think shes with this guy who almost looks like that guy from the cover of one of mom's magazines." Jean answered. Bobby sighed. We all went into our rooms for the night...
(At Bob & Linda's room: Bob's POV)
I had to talk to Lin about this. As soon as she got ready for bed in her night dress and climbed in bed with me. I had to ask her. "Lin, is something wrong?" I asked her. She soon acted nervous. "Wha? Of course not, Bobby! Your being ridiculous!" She rolled her eyes at me.
"Lin, you've been acting different ever since we got married and the kids came along. What happened?" I said. "I don't know what your talking about, Bobby," Lin said. Kissing my cheek. "Goodnight." She said. Turning off her lamp to go to sleep. I sighed. Something is going on with Lin. And I have to find out what it is. Even if the truth might break me or something...
