Title: Satisfied
Author: Gabiroba
BETA: HouseAddiction
Rating: K
Author's Note: I was organizing my CD collection and cataloguing everything and got bored quickly…I had a notebook with me and this is what came out. I promise that I will try and update U.U.U. soon; I just had to put this up. And Thank you HA, for getting back to me quickly, I forgot to put this up for a while.
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House is locked inside a room in the clinic and Wilson is trying to get him to come out. As people pass by they look strangely at them.
"Open the door."
"No."
"Come on, I know you're in there"
"No, I'm not; this is a recording."
"I need to talk to you."
"Nothing's stopped you yet."
"It's important."
"So is my 'me' time."
"Just open the door."
"Nope."
"Fine, but know that by the end of the day the hospital will know about that little indiscretion of yours."
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Wouldn't I? You said it yourself; I am the gossip queen."
"I'll be out soon. Keep your skirt on…literally. No one needs to see those horrendous legs of yours."
"Yeah, you saying soon is like saying that pigs can fly."
"Did anyone ever tell you that you're annoying?"
"No, actually, you're the only one. I wonder why."
"Go away…now"
silence
"You still there?"
more silence
"I guess he really did listen."
"Still here."
"Ahk!! Why can't you just go bother someone else? There are plenty of other busy people out there for you to disturb."
"But I don't need to talk to them. I need to talk to you."
"We are talking…I thought that had been established already. State your piece and then LEAVE!"
"I can't, not with so many people watching."
"Chicken?"
"No, just private."
"Fine then, wait, I'm not coming out any time soon so you can just pull up a chair and wait."
"I'll be here."
"Fine."
ten minutes later
(singing) "...everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes…(loud intake of breath)…I know a song that…"
"Aaaaahhhhh, OK, OK, I get it. This is torture."
"That was the idea."
"When you get done doing…whatever it is you are doing, come see me."
Five hours later House strolls into Wilson's office.
"What took you so long? Did you just get out of there?"
"As a matter of fact, I did not just get out of there. I've been out for a full ten minutes…needed sustenance before coming to face sissy pants."
"Real mature, and what could have been so interesting in a clinic room for six hours?"
House smiles. "Doctor patient confidentiality."
"You didn't have a patient in there, I checked."
"Who said I was the doctor?"
At that moment Cuddy walks by Wilson's office and hers and House's eyes connect. They share a wink and she continues on her way. He laughs slightly.
"SO, what did you need to tell me?"
"Oh, not important anymore."
"But it was 'Oh so important!' six hours ago."
"Cuddy was looking for you, something about an 'unsatisfied' patient. I think that's what she said."
"Oh, that's been taken care of. The patient is now very satisfied."
Wilson looks at him oddly.
"You all right?"
"Yeah, peachy. Why?"
"You seem different. You are never this chipper after dealing with Cuddy and her clinic things."
"Oh, I'm just very satisfied."