Vlad's Guide to Annoying Danny

A/N: Oh sure anyone can do a guide to annoy Vlad. . . Review!

"Hello, I'm Vlad Masters, and this is my guide to annoying Daniel and his friends." Vlad walked up to the Fentonworks door and knocked. Jack opened the door with 3 sugar cookies in his left hand.

"VLADDY, MY MAN!"

"Oh Jack, (fake cough) I'm so sick, (fake coguh) I would so appreciate it if I could stay at your house for, oh about a year. (fake cough)"

Jack gasped and slung Vlad over his shoulder. "Don't worry V-Man, Jack Fenton is on the case!" Jack stuffed 2 of the cookies in Vlad's mouth and threw him on the couch. "MADDIE, DANNY, JAZZ! VLAD'S STAYING AT OUR HOUSE!"

Danny, Sam, and Tucker who had planned to stay at Fentonworks all screamed. "WHAT? You can't, he can't. . ." Jazz ran down the stairs.

"As long as he doesn't try to hit on mom, I don't care." She slammed the door.

"I'm gonna leave you here alone, so I can work on my new invention!" Jack rushed down the stairs to the basement.

Vlad chuckled. "Then let the games begin."

NANANANANANANANANANANANNANANAN PHANTOM! LINEBREAK OF TERROR! yES IT IS!

1. Dress up just like him.

Vlad had mysteriously purchased a Danny Phantom costume from the store, and had changed into it in the closet.

"Hello Daniel." Vlad smiled at Danny, as he gawked.

"Vlad, is there a reason that you're dressed like that?"

"I thought I should take up the superhero life style, so I dressed up as you." Danny sighed and slammed the bedroom door.

2. sing the spiderman themesong really loud at night

It was like 3:00 am and everyones favorite halfa was asleep in his nice comfy bed. I'll have to fix that. Vlad walked in and crawled very close to Danny's ear. "3,2,1." He whispered to himself.

"SPIDER MAN! SPIDER MAN! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN! HE CAN CRAWL, ONA WAL-"

"WHAT THE CRAP??" Danny jumped out of his bed, and landed on top of Sam in her sleeping bag. Vlad snapped a photo.

3 hours later. .

Vlad snuck up on Sam, and lowered near her ear. "GOTHIC KID! GOTHIC KID! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER DID!"

"GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Sam screamed and nearly punched Vlad in the eye.

3. Call Danny a breakfast food as payback

Danny slowly made his way down to kitchen. He was not feeling well after the whole 'spider man' incident. He grunted when he saw Vlad so cheerful.

"Good morning poptart." Vlad grabbed some toast from the bag.

"What did you call me?" Danny questioned.

"Hola, Eggo."

"My Name is Danny!"

"If you say so Cookie Crisp."

"No! Dan-ny, can you say that fruitloop?"

"Bacon! I dub you bacon!"

"That's not my name! It's Cookie Crisp, I mean Eggo, no wait it's-" Danny pondered confused. Vlad ran off into the hall laughing hysterically.

4. Make him think he's dead

Vlad snuck into Danny's room, and checked the hit on youtube. 1 million hits for the whole Spider man thing. He chuckled again, and picked up a huge sack of flower, and hid it in a bucket. Daniel was going to get a huge surprise when hergot back to his room. About 5 minutes later, Danny flew in through his window and flopped down on his bed. Vlad wiated i the hallway. "3,2,1." Several screams could be heard, and Vlad burst into the room.

"GASP! DANIEL, YOU'RE FULL GHOST! YOU'L HAVE TO LIVE IN THE GHOST ZONE NOW!" Vlad stared at the now flower covered Danny, trying hard to stifel a laugh.

"No! WHY! WHY??" Danny started crying uncontrollably, as Vlad snapped another picture.

5. buy him stuff, then take it back

Vlad walked down the hall carrying 2 large bags full of videogames, puppies, and othe fun items. "DANIEL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

"It's not my birthday." Danny glared.

"So? I bought you stuff." Danny stared wide eyed at the huge stash, and huged Vlad for all it's worth.

3 days later. . . .

Danny came out of his room expecting to have spot, (his new dog) jump out at him. But he was nowhere in sight. He also noticed that his new games were gone.

"Vlad, wheres my stuff?" He called from down the hall.

"I took it back." He smiled, while Danny sulked.

3 hours later. . .

"Danny, I ordered pizza!" Danny was still angry, but who could resist artery clogging bread with cheese? He raced down the stairs to Vlad. Vlad picked up a slice and ate it slowly. Danny reached for a slice, but Vlad pulled the box back.

"Come on, I want some!" Vlad grabbed another slice, then threw the box out of the open window. Vlad began to eat the second piece, but Danny jumped on top of him and started yelling.

"PIZZA! PIZZA MINE!!"

a/n: poor danny, mwa ha ha! Reveiw. Was it funny?