A/N: Okay, okay I know I'm supposed to be finishing Hyuuga Histories but I really wanted to write this.
It contains skits from both All That and The Amanda show.
ZombieSlayer: It's time for Vocabulary with Mikan and her friend Hotaru. The first vocabulary word is-
Mikan: Watermelon
ZombieSlayer: Used in the sentence
Hotaru: Your butt is in the shape of a watermelon
(Audience laughs)
ZombieSlayer: The next vocabulary word is-
Mikan: surgery
ZombieSlayer: Used in the sentence
Hotaru: If I were to choose between talking to you and surgery, I would choose surgery.
(Audience laughs)
Mikan: That was horrible.
Hotaru: So is your family.
(Audience laughs)
Misaki pushed some buttons on a phone. Old man on the other line say 'Children should be locked up'
Old man: Hello
Misaki: I like pie!!
Old man: Well, yes, I suppose pie is very delectable but why did you call.
Misaki: I like pie!! MAKE ME PIE.
Old man: But I don't know how to make pie. (Misaki silently laughing)
Misaki: PIE!!
Old man: Okay, okay. What flavor?
Misaki: soup
Old man: But soup is not a pie flavour.
Misaki: SOUP!!!
Old man: Okay okay,----you have the wrong number. There's nothing right about it.
Misaki taking the mouth piece away from her mouth and laughed histerically.
Mikan was in a room sleeping and there was a thunder storm outside.
She woke up and said, "Misaki, Misaki."
A young gangster-like man with a group walked into the room (Tsubasa's playing this part)
"YOU'RE not my babysitter," Mikan said.
"You're babysitter, she-uh-had some business to do," the guy who was being played by Tsubasa who talks in a mob gangster accent.
"Who are you?" Mikan said.
"The name's Makoto Pajamas (pronounced PY-JAH-MAHs)," he said.
"Makoto Pajamas? (she pronounced as PY-JEM-MES)" Mikan said.
"PAJAMAS (PY-JAH-MAHS)," Makoto said, "Now-uh-what's the problem."
"Speak the problem," one of the group who is played by Megane said.
Makoto hit him and the guy said, "What's that for?"
"For being an idiot," Makoto said.
"Okay," the guy said.
"That's just Kousuke, now the problem," Makoto said.
"I had a bad dream. Could you tell me a bed time story?" Mikan said handing him books.
"What is this? The happy pony? The happy dwarf? The happy starfish?" Makoto said, "I'll just tell you one of my own. Now see Goldilocks didn't pay the debt she owed me so I went to her place and –bang- I shot her."
"That wasn't a very good story," Mikan said. Suddenly, they heard tires screeching and Kousuke ran to the window and said, "Makoto, it's the cops.---They've got eggs."
Everybody ducked as eggs started flying in from the window. One of them hit Kousuke and the eggs stopped.
"Let's go boys," Makoto said to the other boys in the group.
"But what about Kousuke?" Mikan said.
"Eh-leave him," Makoto said and him and the boys left.
"Bye Mr. Pajamas (PY-JEM-MES)," Mikan said.
"PAJAMAS, (PY-JAH-MAHS)" Makoto said and left.
"Can I here the story about the happy pony?" Kousuke said.
"There was this pony and he had many friends-," Mikan said.
Kousuke stopped her and said, "Did he have a sandwich?" Mikan hit him and he said, "What's that for?"
"For being an idiot," Mikan said.
"Okay," Kousuke said.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Ruka Nogi, he like tuna sandwiches.
Excuse me, are you sure you got the write Ruka? I'm a vegetarian, I love animals and would never eat them.
Ruka Nogi, he once punched a man just for snoring.What? I never punched a man
Ruka Nogi, he once ate someones head.
NO, I never ate someones head. Why don't you come down here and say it to my face.
I can't, you might eat my head. Now you know, Ruka Nogi.
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
I never punched a man and I never ate a head.
ZombieSlayer: And now, Vital information for your everyday life with Natsume Hyuuga.
Natsume: If you're teacher gives you and 'F', it not right to say 'Well, what do you expect moron? I didn't study.'
The next time you get sick rub a piece of ham all over yourself, you won't feel any better but hey, you'll smell like ham.
Thenext time an adult asks you what you want to be when you grow up, it isn't right to say, 'I want to be a loser just like YOU'
ZombieSlayer: That was vital information for your everyday life.
ZombieSlayer: Now it's time for our musical guest, Hannah Montana. (Audience claps)
We haven't met, And that's ok
'Cause you will be asking for me one day
Don't want wait In line
The moment is mine believe me
Don't close your eyes
Cause it's a chance worth taking
I think that I can shake you Electrified, I'm on a wire
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve (I got , i got, i got)
gettin' together and we're on fire
What I said, you heard
Now I got you spinning
Don't close your mind
The words I use are open
I think that I can show you
I know where I stand You need to discover (Discover) I know where I stand I'm what you like (Yeah , yeah , yeah), I'm what you need
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
I know I can change the word, yeah, yeah, yeah
(I know) I know what you like
I know what you think
Not afraid to stare you down until you blink, it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve
Who can make you feel free
And I (And I) I need to uncover
The part of you that's reaching out for me, hey
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve
I got nerve
I'm what you like (Yeah), I'm what you need
I know what you like
I know what you think
Not afraid to stare you down until you blink, it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
(I got) I got nerve
(Audience claps)
All the cast including me came onto the stage.
ZombieSlayer: Okay, that's our show, we're gonna go out for pizza
Tsubasa: But before we go let's give it up for our musical guest, Hannah Montana.
Mikan: Okay, that's-
All: GAKUEN ALICE ALL THAT
A/N: For now I treat it as complete, but if you want me to make more just review.