Alaster: "Well, going back to the whole not looking crazy statement. I'd say you're best way to get to Corbin is through me."
Allison: "I'm listening."
Alaster: "See, you've already made a friend out of me. We shared a smoke together and we've had about 20 minutes of good conversation here."
Any adAllison: "Yeah. I'd say around there. Give or take a few minutes."
Alaster: "So, you've earned your pass. I'm your access to the bus that holds Corbin."
Allison: "I figured that out when you said I should befriend the road wife and make my way onto the bus through mutual invitation."
Alaster: "It's the only way to do it without looking like your bat shit crazy or an over zealous stalker."
Allison: "True that. I'm already back here so I mind as well go all the way."
Alaster: "Brace yourself, love."
He opens the door to the bus and Corbin is sitting in the living area playing a game on the Playstation 4.
Corbin: "Dude, I just beat your score."
Alaster: "I come baring friends."
Corbin: "Friends of the female persuation?"
Alaster: "Yes."
Allison: "Hello Corbin."
Corbin: "Hi. Give me one second."
He finishes his game and stands in a victory pose as he wipes Alasters name off the high score board.
Corbin: "Beat that, sucker."
Alaster: "Oh I will. I may be off the board but I am not done with you."
Corbin: "So, a proper introduction is in order. Hello, I am Baron Corbin and this is my road dog, Alaster Black. Welcome to our humble little travel bus."
Allison: "Nice. I could live on this for awhile."
Corbin: "It has all the comforts of home. We have our cushy living room with couches and chairs and an entertainment system that is kick ass. We have our own little kitchen and dining area here. Private bathrooms and seperate bedroom quarters. I am at my best undisturbed when sleeping. It keeps the grouch happy."
Allison: "The grouch. I have one of those who resides at my house sometimes. I usuaslly keep her at bay with coffee."
Corbin: "I'm sorry. I just went all MTV Cribs on you right now. You didn't exactly come here to take a tour of the bus, did you."
Allison: "Nope. I drove 4 and half hours all the way to Chicago so I can talk to you personally and have a tour of your bus of course. It's the size of a small mobile home where I live, but anyway. How much do you know about a Julie Pescott?"
Corbin: "Who is asking? How do you know Julie Pescott?"
Allison: "She was my egg doner."
Corbin: "My mother is your egg doner."
Allison: "Yup. She had me in Davenport and gave me up 26 years ago. I don't know if she was ashamed of your father or just couldn't aford another mouth to feed or what the deal is. I thought you should know you have a sister."
Corbin: "Wait a minute, 26 years ago she put you up for adoption and you ended up in Davenport, Iowa of all places on Earth?"
Allison: "Yup. That's where the story took me anyway. I never knew any of your family. The only reason I know you is because I turned on Monday Night Raw and my mother, Marsha Fields about passed out on the living room floor."
Corbin: "Holy shit. Is she ok?"
Allison: "Yeah. She is physically fine. She was a little worried about me taking a 4 and a half hour drive all alone, but I assured her that I am fine and dandy here. She told me that the Pescotts raised you in St. Louis and I went with her and my father to Davenport. She didn't know there was a brother until she heard you speak on Raw. I knew when I saw your face who you were. You look just like Dad."
Corbin: "You know what my father looked like."
Allison: "So do you. You've been looking in the mirror at him for 30 years of your life."
Corbin: "Wow and to think I never caught on until I shaved my head bald."
Allison: "You look better without any hair. You just need to stop borrowing your little brother's clothes when you go out to wrestle. You're going to bust out of your pants one day and the whole WWE universe is going to see what not so little Tom looks like."
Corbin: "Not so little Tom. Yeah, she told you all about me. I can tell by how non chalant you are acting right now. You tell me your my adopted sister and just skip right on over all the details like it ain't nothing. I'm just hearing this news for the first time today."
Allison: "I didn't feel a need to sugar coat any of it. I didn't even expect you to believe me at first."
Corbin: "Ally, I believe you. I believe my mother gave you up for adoption. Hell, I even believe I look like my father, god rest his soul. But, this is absolutely nuts. How does someone hide a sister?"
Allison: "It's easy to do when your both in different states growing up."
Corbin: "And again I say holy shit."
