Death by the sword
It was a quiet day in Ponyvile. The sun was shining and it was a nice rain with showers. In the distance there was this pegasi with grey skin and a yellow mane and with googly eyes. She was looking in the bakery for some muffins. But realizing she had no money resorted to trying to steal them. The other ponys knew who this was it was Derpy hooves and there were furious that she would steal form them. Then in a flash princess Luna appeared. She said that she caught ditzy doo so she grabbed her with her magic and said you are going to pay for the crimes against us. They took her to the jail where she stayed the night. In the jail it was cold and not much light. The jail guard who was rainbow dash and flutter shy said so you like muffins well here have these. The muffins under her breath she told flutter shy were laxatives inside of them. Ditzy doo ate all of them in one gulp. She did not realize the poison in them. By the time she figured it out it was too late she felt her tummy rumble and asked the pony were the bathroom was in the jail they showed her. And she went a lot all over was it very funny fluttershy and dash were laughing because they filmed it for princess celstia and princess luna. The next day she was escorted out of the cell to the main court yard in canterlot. The princesss all said this bucking pegaqusi stole form the princesss she must be excuted so rarity and rainbow dash kicked ditzy doo teeth in her gums there was blood all over her wings and on the floor. Then pinky pie joined in same with twilight sparkle they kicked her wings all over till they were all bloody. In the middle of this ditzy doo screamed in pain but fluttershy said shut the buck up. Ditzy doo was sad but then the princesses joined in celestia got her horn and stabbed her in the back. While ditzy screamed in pain, Then Luna came and said you ditzy are retarded time for you to die. Ditzy was looking right at the princess all bloody and bruised with her googly eyes but then Luna said don't look at me bitch and caught out her eyes all that was there was blood dripping form the sockets. Then pinky pie came with a knife and caught off ditzy doo head. After this princess celestia said no one steals from ponyvile.