Yeah…I'm a nun. I have spiky hair though. I only wear black and white, and I wear a dress. Well actually, I want to be a nun, so I consider myself a nun. I wish I lived in the nunnery, but I don't. I live in the sewers, where I have to wrestle alligators. And when I have to take a shower I take one in the hotel. Like, I sneak in there and take a shower in a hotel room I broke into. One time I broke into this guy's hotel room, and I saw a guy taking a shower. He was ugly and he had a beer belly. That's why I'm not going to drink beer. I drink vodka instead. Maybe that's why my eyes are bloodshot, but that's not the point. I have a spiky white crown, and that's because I'm from a royal family. Yeah…but I when I was born, I got mixed up in the baby room, and then this fairy came along and turned me into a plushy. But that's not the point. I think Naraki is a freak. In kindergarten she'd always make fun of me because I had bloodshot eyes, and she knew I drank vodka. She's freaky, like, how did she know I drink vodka? And one time we had career day in kindergarten, Naraki wanted to be a belly dancer (A/N that's not true J) and so I said I wanted to be a nun, so I dressed up in a black and white dress. But I'm a guy nun. That's not the point. I wear a tank top underneath my dress because I'm really a girl in disguise, but that's not the point. One time this guy put me up on ebay, and then Naraki bought me. She's obsessed with me. I met Inuyasha once. He annoys me. I want to cut off his hair and dog ears because they look weird. I mean, the guy thinks he's a friggin dog. I think Sesshoumaru should get a hair cut too. He has stripes on his cheeks. What's up with that? It's a good thing that Naraki doesn't know this or else she'd kill me. She's a freak, but that's not the point. I'm so short. It's a good thing that in my life size form I'm 4'11" because I just barely passed the booster seat requirements by two inches. It would be really embarrassing if I had to sit in a booster seat. It would suck. But that's not the point. This entire fic is pointless…I can't believe there are people actually reading it. But that's not the point. I wish I were a nun, but they rejected me because I was a guy. I'll try again, because I look just like a nun. Naraki's so hyper, it scares me to be around her, but that's not the point. I'm still waiting for my royal family to come and get me in a carriage that I won't have to sit in a booster seat for, and I'll go become a king and fulfill my dream of being a nun, and I'll have Naraki belly dance for me, and I'll drink vodka and take showers in my own shower. I'm getting tired of talking, but that's not the point.
That's the end of Hiei's ranting ()