Entry 1: "If you want something done .. do it yourself.. you know the others traveling with you are just dead weight..."
Entry 2: " If you love someone let him know.. After all you never know when he will sacrifice himself to save the world from sorrow.."
Entry 3: "If Sin is comming at you find the most anoying thing you can and throw it at it.. Preferably your least favorite characters or that ex who will never go away."
Entry 4: "Only good looks prove the hero.. Intelect is not an option.."
Entry 5: "Remember it is not the weapon you use, or how skilled you are.. but how cool you look using it." Auron is an exception
Entry 6: "Overdrives are not meant to be used on friends and family kiddies."
Entry 7: "If someone starts speaking in a language you do not understand.. Wack yourself in the head till it makes sense. Eventually it will... Unless you knock yourself unconscious.."
Entry 8: "Nothing in the game is real.. It is all fantasy kidides.. So.. STOP DRESSING IN IN A BATH ROBE CLAIMING IT IS A KIMONO, AND WAVING A BROOM CLAIMING IT IS A STAFF... AND VOWING TO RETURN THE CALM.. YOU WON'T ...."
Entry 9: "Seymore looked really bad in the wedding scene... I think he was trying to scare off Yuna... OR anyone for that matter.. The hat looked like a dunce cap people.."
Entry 10: "Cloud Strife is a prime example of what drugs can do.. "
Entry 11: "Auron ... *hugs him*.. Is the sake-man!!"
Entry 12: "Braska does look much sexier with out the helmet.. Much sexier..."
Entry 13: "Tidus and Jecht are a prime example of what hapens when fathers and sons miscomminicate because the father is dead because..... **Spoiler** and I am not telling..."
Entry 14: "Kuja was not evil... He was just deranged and misunderstood... I think the whole game could have been ended if someone just gave him a hug..."
Entry 15: "What comes up must come down including airships... Especially when they are on the verge of crashing.. or when the sanity of the Cid piloting is in question."
Entry 16: "Try to pronounce these famous
FF lines..."
- "..."
- "??!?"
- "!)&##$@(*#!)@&#@(!#*)@!"
- "..!?!"
Entry 17: " Blitzball will not be in the next
olympics... No Human has that big of a lung compacity."
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