Chapter 1

Red's POV

"Alright! Let's get this party started!"

Gold's cry was followed by several hearty cheers. Red was at one of the monthly Dexholder meetings. This month, it was being held at his junior Gold's gigantic house. Red swore, if he was able to get a house like that, he would never leave. It was a great house, but the meetings were only made possible because Crys ran the preparations , telling everyone where to be, what to bring, what to dress… A little on the serious side, he thought, but she managed to get everything set up well enough. There was food, drink, games, but most of all; everyone came, from the Kanto dexholders to the Hoenn ones. And Yellow. He honestly didn't know what to think of her. Whenever he looked at her, he felt this funny sensation in the chest, w–

"C'mon Senior Red! Let's party!" And that was Gold, interrupting his thoughts.

"All right, all right. So, what are we doing first?"

"Well, I thought that we should start with talking about the last month," Crystal began, "And then we could move on to the–"

"Come on Super Serious Gal! Go with the flow!" Gold interrupted. "Here. Let me show you something actually fun to do." He grabbed her hand and pulled her away.

A light pink rose to Crystal's face. "Gold! Let me go! I'm not done with explaining the schedule! Gold!"

Red sweatdropped. Sometimes his juniors really acted like children. Hard to believe that they were sixteen, and had stopped several cataclysms.

Green and Silver were on another one of Gold's floors along with the Hoenn trio. This was complete bullshit to Red. The floors, he was talking about. What kind of house has FIVE floors? It was insanity.

"A-ah! Red!" A soft voice rang out. Red spun around. It was Yellow. "I-I saw you and wondered if you would like to t-talk for a bit?"

"Sure. I'm not doing anything right now," Red responded. "What do you wanna talk about?"

"Well, I-I want to t-tell you… I-I l-lo–"

"Senior Red! H-help me!" Crystal came running back, out of breath. "Gold is trying to drag me t… Oh. Was I interrupting something?"

Blood rushed to the faces of Red and Yellow. "Um… I don't know?" Red stated/asked.

"CRYS!" Blue came running in and tackled Crystal to the ground. "What the hell are you doing?! I had Yellow about to confess here (cue Yellow's face turning an even deeper shade of red), and a possible kiss between Red and Yellow (cue Red's face matching Yellow's)! How DARE you interrupt a perfect Specialshipping moment! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Blue was going insane, practically foaming at the mouth. Her eyes had a madness to them, something that implied, 'WARNING! Do not infuriate on pain of death! Seriously, man. Don't do it.' Crystal seemed to go numb with fear as she was assaulted by Blue.

"Hey, hey, break it up ladies! I know you all want me, irresistible as I am, but no need to fight!" What was Gold doing? Did he want to die? That seemed to bring Blue out of her madness and Crys out of her coma.

"…"

"Crys"

"Yes, Blue?"

"I shall forgive you for the time being. Do what you do best."

"Very well, Blue. GOOOOOOLLLLDDDD!"

The next few minutes involve violence such that the author does not wish to describe. Thus, we shall skip to a smirking Blue, an angry Crys, a shocked Red and Yellow, and a bruised Gold lying unconscious on the floor.

"…"

"That was violent," Red remarked.

"Extremely," Yellow commented with eyes wide open.

"…"

"So Yellow! What was it that you were going to say?"

"A-ah! It's n-nothing."

"Oh really Yellow? It didn't seem like nothing~!" Blue decided to start meddling again. It seems you forgot the "training" I gave you last week. I'm going to have to give you some more encouragement. Come on, Yellow," Blue deviously grinned.

"Wait! Not another week! Blue! Let go of me! HELP!" And with that, Yellow was dragged away by Blue. Red sighed.

'What just happened?'

Green's POV

Green groaned. He had just found a nice, quiet area where he could actually finish his paper on the strange evolution of Magikarp and Feebas, but then…

"Oh come on Sapphire. You could be beautiful if you tried!"

"Who needs to be beautiful? That's only for sissies!"

"Battling is for barbarians!"

"Contests are for wimps!"

Of course his massive project would be ruined by Ruby and Sapphire. He was about to get up and move somewhere else when somebody let out an outburst.

"Ruby. Sapphire. I will say this once. SHUT UP! YOU TWO BICKER LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE! GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!"

'About time someone shut them up!' Green thought. Those two were worse than Gold and Crystal, for Arceus's sake, and I know what I'm talking about. Crystal always complains to me about Gold's latest antics, and even if he deserves a serious whomping, Yet, even with this, it's fairly clear that she has fallen for the golden-eyed boy. Not that I would ever know why. I'm fairly sure that my other half would be someone serious and down-to-earth. I would never fall in love with a mischievous, devious, trickster. Right? Anyways, Emerald was trying in vain to shut the lovey-dovey couple up.

"WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER MARRY THAT PRISSY BOY!"

"AS IF I WOULD EVER MARRY A WILD GIRL!"

"I don't care. Just SHUT UP!"

"Yeah Ruby, why can't you just shut up about your stupid contests?"

"These stupid contests of mine showcase the beauty and ability of Pokémon. They can perform elegantly and beautifully. Meanwhile, your battles,only show how uncouth Pokémon can be." After Ruby's retort, Silver walked into the room, and his face wrinkled in immediate disgust.

"Battles show how powerful Pokémon can be! Strength is vital for Pokémon, meanwhile in contests; all you have to do are a few twirls and shoot some moves into space. What's so good about that?"

"You're completely misunderstanding this! It's not the moves, it's the splendor that you can pull off whi–"

"SHUT UP!" roared Silver who had walked into the room a few moments before. "NOBODY CARES!"

'Well that was surprising, Silver barely came in a minute ago, and he's already been driven to breaking point. Ruby and Sapph must really be pissing him off,' Green thought. An argument broke out between the four, Silver, Emerald, Ruby, and Sapphire.

Green put his head in his hands. 'Why does this have to happen near me?'

?'s POV

Near the house, a light appeared in the middle of the yard. Something green poked out.

"Pi-riii! Pi-riii!"