I hate my dad! Heather said to herself as she entered the hedge. She was at a special place in the hedge that she had set aside as a place to be alone and keep all of her personal belongings, which were stolen from humans.
Heather picked up a 17 magazine and set it aside, revealing a tiny though not tiny to her vial of liquid, marked LSD .
She opened the vial and wet the end of her finger. This will show him. she thought as she licked the liquid off her finger.
Great. she thought when she realized she had no idea how long it would take for the drug to take effect. Might as well have some fun while I wait. she said aloud as she turned on the cd player and laid on the ground with her head between the headphones.
As Avril Lavigne played, Heather spread her legs and started having erotic thoughts about Rj. Let's see how dad likes me doing drugs and masturbating. she said to herself and started stroking her cunt...

Heather sat up and stopped the cd, which had played about halfway through.
Then she stood up and sighed. She didn't feel high at all. Wasn't that what drugs were for? Maybe she didn't take enough, or it still just hadn't kicked in. Heather decided to wait a while longer and made her way out of the hedge.
She stopped.
The grass was purple.
She blinked. Still purple.
Hi Heather! Heather looked up and saw Hammy walking toward her. His lips were bright red.
Why are you wearing lipstick Hammy? she asked. What? I'm wearing makeup? he responded and wiped his hands down his mouth and looked at them, not seeing anything on them. I don't think it's coming off! Is it coming off? he asked and started frantically wiping his mouth.
Heather walked off, not paying attention to the squirrel. I thought drugs were supposed to make you feel good.. she thought to herself.
Before long she arrived at the log, except instead of acorns, it was filled with testicles.
Heather's mouth fell open and after a brief moment, Lou's head popped out of the nuts .
I can't find mine! he said and pulled his head back in.
Heather ran off and started to panic a little. She must have taken too much, or maybe it effected possums differently than humans.
After a few moments, she almost literally ran into RJ. Hey, are you alright? he asked, I've been looking for you. She shook her head and looked into his eyes as he spoke, Look, about what happened earlier with dad, RJ continued to speak, but Heather didn't comprehend anything he said, because as soon as she looked into his eyes, they fell out. Then his ears fell off and tumbled to the ground.
Heather stared in disgusted horror as the rest of RJ's flesh began to peel off. The skin on his chest peeled away, revealing his ribs, which fell out one by one.
RJ tried to hold Heather in his now bony arms but she pushed him away and ran off crying.
Confused and standing in a pile of his own flesh, RJ shook his head.
Girls...