Hidan took a deep breathe and began staring at Kakuzu with intensity.
"Kakuzu!" He called out, "How come you're always doing the fucking?"
"Because I pay the bills." Kakuzu replied harshly.
"That's not a good enough answer! I want to do the fucking for once!"
"Too bad."
"Why can't I?"
"Because my dick is bigger than yours."