[This story is written by me and two friends of mine, WhiteCrow and Melondoggy.]

PULSE BE GONE: THE ER CROSSOVER

CHAPTER EINS (one)

[by Melondoggy]

"Doctor Carter! Doctor Carter!"

The deafening screams caused Doctor John Carter to flinch a little, but since he was working in the ER, such panic was to be expected because one never knew what would happen next. Still, that didn't mean that the LOUD YELLING didn't grate on ones' nerves after a while. Inhaling in an attempt to stay calm, Carter turned slowly towards intern Tuna-Guna, the yeller in question. "Yes, Tuna-Guna?" he asked patiently. "What's wrong?" "There's been a horrible accident down at the Eatmefoot Hotel. There's roughly 200 victims thus far with varying levels of injuries. The ambulances are on their way."

"Great, just great" Carter muttered under his breath.

It was stressful enough to be the head of a large and psychotic hospital staff, but to have a mass amount of patients in one day always made things worse. Groaning on the inside, Carter made his way towards the outside to wait for the ambulance. Within minutes, the scrrrreeeechy wail of the sirens and the skid of tires marked the vehicles' arrival. Along with several of the other regulars, Carter raced forward and swung open the doors.

"Sir, can you here me? Everything's going to be okay. I'm Dr. Carter and this is Doctor Morris. We'll be assisting you today. Can you bend your legs?"

"Of course I can, I'm Freakin' Gumby!" the patient roared. "Yes, yes, of course you are," Carter said in a hurried voice. "Now, where's that new doctor?"
"PITIFUL HUMAN! I AM ZIM! And also I am present." "… Good to know. Now come over here and grab a stretcher; we've got a lot of injured people and not nearly enough doctors." "At last! Now I must fetch my nurse assistant, who's totally human of course, so I can remove this pitiful beast's organs and turn them into a pigeon killing machine! AH HA HA HA!" Zim coughed and looked around at the creeped out doctors. "Umm… I'll just summon him now. GIR!"

"Yes?"

"Come here and help me with this ugly pink worm!" "…..Ooh, a donut."

"Gir!"

"Oh, yeeeeeahhh… I'm a coming master!"

With that, a small and joyful robot clad in an enormous nurse dress hopped around the corner, grabbed a gurney, and rushed towards the door.

"Ok, that's one guy. Dr. Zim, follow your nurse and help him extract that gurney from the wall. Morris, Gates, you go grab some more stretchers. We're going to need all the help we can get. Ugh, could this day get any worse?"

At that moment, Jerry from the desk trotted over to Carter. "Doctor Carter, we have some new interns for you to train."

"Not now, Jerry, can't you see I'm-"

"It has to be now. You can just take them along with you. This is Intern Boom and Intern Urie. We have a guest doctor too, Doctor Shigure Sohma."

Carter turned to face the interns and guest doctor. "So are you guys ready to work?"

"Of course I am. I'm sure this fine hospital is just crawling with young doctors looking for an escort…" Shigure babbled. "This is gonna be awesome! I can finally cause big EXPLOSIONS and not get fired!" Intern Boom gushed. "…Ooh, a shiny object…"

Carter looked around at the trio he'd been stuck with, glanced at Gir racing down the halls screaming "FIRE ENGINE!" and then looked back to the multiple cars full of patients needing treatment. He then proceeded to utter several words you wouldn't say in front of your mother.