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The Challenge: The Odd Couple
Take any random Naruto character and pair them up, platonically, sexually, lovingly, hatefully, whatever but the challenge lies in not just tossing them into bed (as fun as it may be) but finding some common ground between them you would not ordinarily think of.
The Odd Couple
By Rociel
1 September 2004
"Naruto..."
"Stop squirming! You're ruining everything." Naruto pressed on in his endeavours.
"I'm getting a cramp…"
"Hold still," Naruto frowned, then changed his mind and started working on another area.
"Oww…"
"If you keep this up, we won't be done anytime soon," Naruto said, exasperated.
"If we keep this up, I won't be walking straight for days."
"Relax, think fluffy white clouds, and it'll be over before you even know it," Naruto urged impatiently.
A sigh, followed by a weary, "Can't you find someone else?"
"No, I'm not doing your father," Naruto stated grimly.
Several excruciating hours later…
"All done!" Naruto exclaimed happily as waved his masterpiece around.
Shikamaru twitched. "You made me stand for hours under the hot sun in that weird contorted pose and that Picasso-like drawing is the best you can do?"
"Ain't it cool? I'm going to give it to Iruka-sensei for his birthday! I've always wanted to do an Iruka portrait, but I can't very well make him pose for his own surprise gift. So since you had the hair and all, I figured you're the best person to help me out!" Naruto rambled on excitedly.
Shikamaru sighed, looking at the deformed visage of a human figure on the canvas. "You could have just substituted me with a pineapple and it'll work just as well."
End.
The Challenge: The Odd Couple
Take any random Naruto character and pair them up, platonically, sexually, lovingly, hatefully, whatever but the challenge lies in not just tossing them into bed (as fun as it may be) but finding some common ground between them you would not ordinarily think of.
The Odd Couple
By Rociel
1 September 2004
"Naruto..."
"Stop squirming! You're ruining everything." Naruto pressed on in his endeavours.
"I'm getting a cramp…"
"Hold still," Naruto frowned, then changed his mind and started working on another area.
"Oww…"
"If you keep this up, we won't be done anytime soon," Naruto said, exasperated.
"If we keep this up, I won't be walking straight for days."
"Relax, think fluffy white clouds, and it'll be over before you even know it," Naruto urged impatiently.
A sigh, followed by a weary, "Can't you find someone else?"
"No, I'm not doing your father," Naruto stated grimly.
Several excruciating hours later…
"All done!" Naruto exclaimed happily as waved his masterpiece around.
Shikamaru twitched. "You made me stand for hours under the hot sun in that weird contorted pose and that Picasso-like drawing is the best you can do?"
"Ain't it cool? I'm going to give it to Iruka-sensei for his birthday! I've always wanted to do an Iruka portrait, but I can't very well make him pose for his own surprise gift. So since you had the hair and all, I figured you're the best person to help me out!" Naruto rambled on excitedly.
Shikamaru sighed, looking at the deformed visage of a human figure on the canvas. "You could have just substituted me with a pineapple and it'll work just as well."
End.