Disclaimer- I don't own anything related to DBZ, I do own a few action figures but they don't count.

One day Tien died. No one wanted to bring him back with the dragon balls. He went to the other world. The people in hell didn't want him. The people in "the place where the good people go" didn't want him. King Yamma didn't want him. So Tien was sent on to Snake Way, every one knew he wouldn't make it any ways. He had to ride with a gay guy that wasn't even interested in Tien; he said that he only liked guys. Tien had to run on Snake Way, because he forgot how to fly. Halfway to King Kie's planet he was pushed off the side and he was never ever seen anywhere again. He was last seen in the land of great eternal losers, where they dubbed him king of them all. The end And everyone lived happily ever after, especially Choutzu.