the meeting
It was a sunny day in June many people,animals,heroes,and even villians were relaxing and being cold as New York City, over by 25th avenu inside the Hall of women,a great tall building that was established after the female heroines decided to make a team group three weeks after the male super heroes made the League of Brothers,eight months ago,it was an impressive could with short round missile attacks,but in the inside it seemed like it were a miniture city having bed rooms,showers,a council room,snack bars,bars,and a training the coucil room the heroins,though many were the types of heroes that didn't like to show their feminint side,but the conversation they were having was actually was pretty starters they were talking about wich book they liked Wonder Women said "Lost in PARIDISE",Samus Aran chose"Grapes of Wrath",Zelda chose"The Ola Man and the Sea", and the other women soon followed after.
Then Black Canary said"Hey you think the men discuss these kinds of things,and I wonder what's their favorite books and stuff?"
"Batman's "'The Odyssey'",Spidey's"'Of Mice and Men'",Master Chief's"'East of Eden'",and..."replied Batgirl(side note: from The Batman 2005 series)
"How would you know." asked Samus
"I usually sneak over to the League of Brothers and spy on them."
"Ooh,stalkertistic."mentioned one woman who no really could tell who it was,but they chose to ignore it,for now.
Then the conversation led to them talking about their favorite movies Princess Peach chose "Titanic"(she always wishes Mario was romantic as the Jack),Samus chose"Predator"(it kind of reminded her of the Master Chief when he used fight Elites),Amy Rose chose"Gone with the Wind"(no one really knows why), and then the others fell into place telling their talking about which was hot and would do.
"The guys have the same exact question,no really the Master chief said Chuck Noris and for..."said Batgirl till being cut off by Wonder Woman
"You need to stop spying on them."
"Fine,got to kill my who would you like."
"Van Halen...when he was younger."said Wonder Woman.
"ooh cougar."said the one voice from earlier.
"Really?"said princess peach with a tone that hinted that she didn't like that answer.
"So?Who do you like?"snapped Diana.
"Steven Seagal."peach said.
"hu,It would of thought it would someone like Justin Timberlake or maybe Dave Franco."said Samus.
"Then who's yours Sammy?"
"Don't call me that."she replied angrily"Why it would be Chuck Norris."
Chun li then shouted"wait what, he's like...old."
"so girl,it's like not having the lovey eyes on Marky Mark"said Supergirl in response
"Thank you Kara."replied Samus.
"hey,how come none the guys sent him an invitation to join their boy hero club?"asked Sharon Carter.
"I seen they wanted him to be in it,but he refused because he said they were more impressive than him."said batgirl.
After talking about their favorite stuff,the women soon talked about their Woman told the story when she turned into a pig by Circi(side note:watch that justice league episode),they where at how at the Batman sang so that she could be turned back.
Samus told a story where the Master Chief was corrupred by phazon,thanks to Dark was a hard battle and she nearlly killed the Chief,but she manage rid off the phazon and they then deafeted Dark samus, stopping a halo that she built to launch the battle she felt something acting up with Dark Samus that she couln't put her finger the battle was over she couldn't help feel something towards the Master Chief and Dark Samus.
The women kept saying that she was being jealous and kept laughing at her until she punched Hawkgirl.
After the stories they soon talked about more personal questions just for someone mentioned about talked about they first lost their virginity.
"Hey you a virgin?"asked Mary Jane.
"Well...yes."said Sharon.
"So you and Cap haven't done anything 'fun' yet?"said Buffy(side note: the vampire slayer)
"No,it's that he doesn't want to have sex until he's married."Sharon said with a blush.
"Hey don't be ashamed,you're not the only one of us who hasn't lost their virginity."said Mary Jane,trying to lighten the mood.
"Ya I'm still a virgin."Samus said."There aren't any cute guys in my job."
"Same here.I haven't really found any love connections."said Wonder Woman.
"I've trying to get Sonic inside my bed."said Amy
"hu,you three are virgins I would of thought you girls would lost it by Amy would have chlorophylled sonic."said Chun li.
"I've tried to."Amy responded sarcastically
Then Zelda thought of a fun way to know who the three then asked the three,if given the opportunity,who they would want to lose their virginity to.
"obviously Sonic for Amy."said Sonya Blade
"Hey you didn't let me answer,it could be someone else."said then looked at her with serious faces."you're right it would be sonic."
"Who about you wondy?"asked Lara Croft.
Wonder Woman thought hard,then she could but smile."What's with the smile."asked Chun li.
"It would be Batman."
"Of course it would be,with your two history"replied Hawkwoman"Hey how about you Samus?"
"I bet would be the master chief, huh Samus"said Power Girl,but Samus just shot angry looks at her.
"Haha"she laughed sarcastically.
"No I actually mean it,you two seem like a good match."
"Really?"
"Well with stories of him you tell us I think it would be pretty cool if you and him were a couple"said Zelda .Samus then gave it a thought until Vixen looking at Sharon Carter then said.
"Well it's time to talk about the imposter among us."
"There's an imposter among us?"asked Spider Woman
"Yes a man has been fooling everyone here by dressing and talking like a woman"said Wonder Woman.
"Well don't keep us waiting,tell us so we can kick his ass."said .Then WonderWoman went to where the mysterious voice,mentioned she grabbed the culprit who was red,white,and black mask with a curly brown wig.
"Oh damn it not you."yelled out X-23
"You know him?"
"Ya his Wade Wilson..."
"Wait you mean deathstroke?"Peach shuddered in fear.
"No,that's Slade Wilson this is Wade,also known as..."
"DEADPOOL,the merc with a mouth,the nut,the bat shit crazy man who steals your undies,the..."
"The guy who gonna get his ass kicked by us."replied X-23
"Wait you're the one who's been taking X-men's underwear?"asked Jubilee
"Hey you need punks to me and let me have sexy parties on the blackbird."
"Then why in the hell are you doing here and why do you have that rubber duck?"asked huntress.
"Well ya see...um well...smoke screen!"Then voice 1/white box in his head said*
you don't have smoke screens you're just shouting out things* ^so now it's by by time^said voice 2/yellow box with a high squeaky voice of deadpool's."Right time to leave the ladies wanting more!"he then just all a sudden jumped out the window.
"What the hell was that all about?"said Black Canary
"To be honest I have no clue,the guy justs pop out of nowhere."said Spider Woman
"Hey what time is it?"Wonder woman asked to Hawkgirl.
Hawkgirl then looked at her watch"7:25 P.M."
"Well I gotta be going.
"Where to?"
"I'm going on patrol at Gotham with Batman."
"He he,well try and make him you wine N' dine ya"said She-Hulk
"I might."she said with a huge on her face.
"Ooh someone gonna get their freak on,someone gonna their freak deadpool has he was still outside.
"Someone give me their plate."said Black Window
Amy then handed her a plate"Here you do you need it?"
"This."she then threw the plate out the window hitting Deadpool square in the face.
"Ow,you gals are mean,I'm not gonna give you any my tacos or my di..."He was interrupted by another plate tossed at his face then he ran off.
"Well I should get going too."said Samus"I'm going on a patrol with the Chief at Manhattan."
"Alright luck getting inside his armor."said Zelda
"Oh hush now."said Peach to Zelda.
"What?I really mean what I said earlier."
"Alright then!"said Samus in a irritated her and WonderWoman left.
Hello author's back!
Here's a crappy fic that I started about a year ago at deviantart,but was the only thing keeping my profile chapter has been modified from its original this chapter is the boringest.
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