A/N: What the hell am I doing with my life..

The Walking Crackheads, enjoy!


"Suck my ass sempi." Nick says while on the floor of the storage room, Luke and Clem just came looking for him and found him here, where Clementine left him actually.

"Nick, you're drunk as fuck man." Luke says, he walks over to help Nick up, but Nick grabs onto Luke's leg. Latching himself onto it, like a fungus.

"Nick, what are you doing?" Clementine asked from the doorway, her eyes almost about to pop out of her head at what she was witnessing.

Nick started to lick Luke's leg, "Nick, what the fuck!?" Luke exclaims in horror. "Sempi.." Nick mutters as he starts to now french kiss Luke's leg.

Clementine's jaw probably fell to the floor, hitting it with a bang. She couldn't believe what she was witnessing, Nick is making out with Luke's leg!

"Clementine help me!" Luke yells as Nick sucks harder on the now soaked area on his jeans. Clementine runs over and tries to yank Nick off, but he just. Keeps. Sucking.

Sounds pretty dirty. "Faster sempi!" Nick yells out as he starts letting hot, husky, breaths out. "AHH I'M SO CLOSE SEMPI!" He calls out again.

"NICK DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING HAVE A ORGASM!" Luke screams, tries to unhook Nicks hands by rubbing them on a nearby shelf.

"Fuck this." Clementine says walking out of the room, "Don't leave! HELP!" Luke cries out as Nick wraps his legs around Luke's leg. "Suck my ass! Suck my ass!" Nick starts to chant.

Luke, was terrified and that was the last day anyone every saw them. The last thing that the rest of the cabin group could record of them was Luke running out of the storage room with Nick still latched onto his leg.

Luke ran into the forest around them, dragging Nick the entire way. It's still reported that if you go into those woods at night, you could hear Nick still yelling,"Suck my ass sempi."


A/N: I'M DONE! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS CRAP, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?

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