Harry walked down the stairs at Number Four Privet Drive. It was a house that
Harry DIDN'T call home. But he will tell you who does. If you ask Harry, "Who
calls Number Four Privet Dr. home," then he will answer unto you, "Why the
Dursley's of course!" If he doesn't answer that, then you, my friend, are
talking to an imposter!
Harry walked in to the kitchen at number four privet drive. "Uncle Vernon," Harry started in an American accent, he had lost his British one because he went to Hogwarts for two long, "Being a WIZARD and all, and doing all sorts of MAGIC,
and going to HOGWARTS…." Harry did not have a point, he just wanted to see Uncle Vernon's face turn purple to see if it really could happen like it says in the books. Before his face could go truly purple Dudley came in with the post. "Daddy Vernon, you have letter." The whole room went silent. Petunia ran into the room. "Should I get the letter opener?" She asked importantly. Vernon Dursley could hardly believe his eyes, and ears while we're at it. Petunia actually got off her lazy bum! "Yes pudding, get it. But not slowly, I would like it quickly." She got it pretty quickly too.
Uncle Vernon Dursley was accepted to Hogwarts! "Oh Drat! This happens all the time!" he then ripped up the letter, "This has happened ever since I was a wee boy of five. Little do they know that I am a GREAT muggle. Hagrid said so." Petunia Dursley looked longingly at the ripped up pieces of paper on the table. She want to add them to her soup, or as they say in Beaxbatons, Le Soupe. NOT THAT PETUNIA GOES THERE ON WEEKENDS OR ANYTHING!
Harry the Potter ran upstairs as fast as his legs could carry him with out making him trip and fall and have an embarrassing moment. Once he got into his room he cried a puddle, why, only I know.
Harry thought long and hard. He could go to Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts or he could go to just plain regular Hogwarts, or he could stay at the Dursleys and be around the girl he shared a summer of love with. Well, she did have sweaty hands, so Hoggy Hogwarts it was.
Dudley had his license and could now drive in his car that he owned since he was a wee boy of five. "Harry J. Potter, what time doth your train leave, for I will take you there!" Dudley asked and stated, he did both in the same sentence.
"It leaves at 10 o' clock, so we won't have to leave 'til five minutes before then!" said Harry
"Harry that doesn't seem vary smart, you'll get stuck in the last compartment and end up with best friends you really wish weren't"
"What are you trying to say? We can leave EARLIER??!?"
"Yes, Harry J., yes we can, cuz!" Dudley said only twice.
So hand not in hand, they crawled into the car and Harry navigated, but definitely not with his wand because he's not allowed to do magic outside of Hogwarts. Just then and owl came through the window, it had a letter from Cornelius Fudge!
2 Harry,
Thanx 4 all your help with killing Voldy last nite! U can now du magick wheneva U want! Ur gr8!
Heart Corny
Boy were they not late at all! Harry could now do magic wheneva he wanted to. In fact they even had time to stop at Burger King and ask the drive thru speaker if they could have a booger, if they really are the booger king!
Harry walked in to the kitchen at number four privet drive. "Uncle Vernon," Harry started in an American accent, he had lost his British one because he went to Hogwarts for two long, "Being a WIZARD and all, and doing all sorts of MAGIC,
and going to HOGWARTS…." Harry did not have a point, he just wanted to see Uncle Vernon's face turn purple to see if it really could happen like it says in the books. Before his face could go truly purple Dudley came in with the post. "Daddy Vernon, you have letter." The whole room went silent. Petunia ran into the room. "Should I get the letter opener?" She asked importantly. Vernon Dursley could hardly believe his eyes, and ears while we're at it. Petunia actually got off her lazy bum! "Yes pudding, get it. But not slowly, I would like it quickly." She got it pretty quickly too.
Uncle Vernon Dursley was accepted to Hogwarts! "Oh Drat! This happens all the time!" he then ripped up the letter, "This has happened ever since I was a wee boy of five. Little do they know that I am a GREAT muggle. Hagrid said so." Petunia Dursley looked longingly at the ripped up pieces of paper on the table. She want to add them to her soup, or as they say in Beaxbatons, Le Soupe. NOT THAT PETUNIA GOES THERE ON WEEKENDS OR ANYTHING!
Harry the Potter ran upstairs as fast as his legs could carry him with out making him trip and fall and have an embarrassing moment. Once he got into his room he cried a puddle, why, only I know.
Harry thought long and hard. He could go to Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts or he could go to just plain regular Hogwarts, or he could stay at the Dursleys and be around the girl he shared a summer of love with. Well, she did have sweaty hands, so Hoggy Hogwarts it was.
Dudley had his license and could now drive in his car that he owned since he was a wee boy of five. "Harry J. Potter, what time doth your train leave, for I will take you there!" Dudley asked and stated, he did both in the same sentence.
"It leaves at 10 o' clock, so we won't have to leave 'til five minutes before then!" said Harry
"Harry that doesn't seem vary smart, you'll get stuck in the last compartment and end up with best friends you really wish weren't"
"What are you trying to say? We can leave EARLIER??!?"
"Yes, Harry J., yes we can, cuz!" Dudley said only twice.
So hand not in hand, they crawled into the car and Harry navigated, but definitely not with his wand because he's not allowed to do magic outside of Hogwarts. Just then and owl came through the window, it had a letter from Cornelius Fudge!
2 Harry,
Thanx 4 all your help with killing Voldy last nite! U can now du magick wheneva U want! Ur gr8!
Heart Corny
Boy were they not late at all! Harry could now do magic wheneva he wanted to. In fact they even had time to stop at Burger King and ask the drive thru speaker if they could have a booger, if they really are the booger king!