Well, this is something that randomly came to me as i was working on SCHOOLED (which i'll be updating soon), and then the demon part also randomly came to me as i started typing this up. Please enjoy, and please review!
DISCLAIMER: I obviously don't own Skip Beat or this might have actually happened! :)
Ch. 160: My Spin!
'Isn't he taking…a long time?' Kyoko thought, worried. 'I thought men take a quick bath…it's been forty minutes! Or is it because it's Tsuruga-san…does he have some sort of bath method….? Maybe he puts rose petals in the tub! Yeah….But…it doesn't sound like he's in the tub! He- he's not…SLEEPING! OH NO!' Kyoko became alarmed…panic-attack mode had commenced. "DAMNIT, BROTHER, NOOOOO!" She opened the door and rushed to the curtains, no longer thinking, just acting. As she pulled them open, she yelled, "YOU'LL GET A──"
Pause.
Stop.
Eject worried-about-brother cassette.
Insert extremely-awkward-situation-brain-freeze tape.
Play.
Inside Kyoko's head:
Demon 1: Damn it, DAMN IT! None of the controls are working! What do we do!
Demon 2: Shoot! I have no friggin' idea! Commander?
Demon 3: *Pulls out the Bud Light* *devilish (or should I say, demonic [teh…heh...]) grin*
Demon 1: Here we go!
All demons: WOOOT! *Presses brain shut down button* "PARTY TIME!"
Outside…rewinded to the insert of the new tape:
Kyoko opens her mouth. Then closes it…then opens it. Then closes it when she figures nothing sensible was planning on coming out. Luckily, a goody-two-shoes demon had been kicked out when he'd suggested they help her. He rested around her feet for a few moments, pondering the situation at hand. Finally, he thought of something… "Pssst….Kyoko! Look down! Take Advantage of The Opportunity at hand!"
Snap.
Kyoko resurfaced. "What! No way, you perv!" She looked down to scold her naughty demon, but caught sight of something…else…
Stop.
System shutdown.
Damnit…
Meanwhile, Ren was just…standing there… I mean, what exactly was he supposed to say…and did she just call him a perv? Wasn't she the one staring at hmm in all his naked glory? Hello? 'Damn, I have to fix this, quick…' he thought. 'Woah! She actually just looked dow─ …shit'
Before him, on the bathroom floor, was a knocked out Kyoko Mogami. Ren smirked…he wasn't all that…oh well. Chuckling, he grabbed a towel, wrapped it around himself, and picked her up. Carrying her out to her bed, he wondered why she even came in in the first place. Shaking his head, he chuckled as he set her down. He really didn't think she had t it in her to actually…look down!
'Teh…heh…what did ya think?' Laughing, he sat down on his own bed, coming up with ways to fix the situation when she finally came to.
Well...what did YOU think? lol...there'll be a part two coming soon, but please review before that! :)
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