Summery: We were bored around 11:45 PM the other night so I co-wrote this random nonsense with Jess.
Rei ~ Ant: YSDISDHNWUJBDSSBDJWGBDWGBDHVDWFGYV!!!!!!!!!
Jess: Ok…
Jess: You are scary
Rei ~ Ant: Yuppers!
Rei – Ant: Gomen...I had cherry coke & pocky just then. Cherry coke + pocky=...HIGH!!!
Jess: Ok
Rei ~ Ant: I'm bored
Jess: Me too…
Rei ~ Ant: *sigh*
Jess: We do this every time
Rei – Ant: Yeah...how doughie....
Jess: La la la la
Rei ~ Ant: *Sigh* Sooooo bored!
Jess: Well, we can start the story thingy…
Rei ~ Ant: Ok, you start
Jess: Hmmmmm....
Case 1: The party at Jess's Mansion
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Dude: Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love
Person: What are you on about?
Dude: WATCH OUT!!!! *Screams*
Dude: I love that movie! *Hearts in eyes*
Person:...What are we watching for anyway?
Raincoat person: THIS! *Flashes everyone and runs out of the mansion*
Dude: Well…I was watching Bambi…
Person: AHHH!! He's watching Bambi and a dude just flashed us!!!!!!
Person: *Freaking out*
Axe Murderer: *Walks into the room, covered in blood* Hello, what's up??
Person: *Looks at him * Do u sell cookiez?
Dude: Nothing much, Axe. Were waiting for Jess to come down.
Axe Murderer: Not today
Axe Murderer: I got muffins, through
Usagi: * Jumps down the stairs and glomps him* MUFFINS!!!!!!!! *Steals them and runs away*
SUV: *Follows Usagi down stairs* What's wrong with Usagi?
SUV: She looks stoned
Person: She isn't stoned...just stupid...
Axe Murderer: *Recovers from being glomped* Hey, give them back! * Wacks Usagi over the head and steals back muffins*
Astro Boy: *Flies through front door* Who let the flying cat fish monkey inside?
Usagi: OWIE!!!!! *Runs to Astro*
Usagi: That meanie hurtie me Astro...*Whimpers*
Astro Boy: Great now the Pancatger is inside too…
~~NOTE: A 'Pancatger' is a creature crossed with a panda, a cat & tiger, created by Dr. Bradley.
Astro: What I tell you, Axe
Usagi: I WANT A PANCATGER! GIVIE GIVIE!!
Person:....
Astro: Now take the animals outside, Axe.
Usagi: Take me?
*Axe picks up Usagi, puts a chain on the Pancatger and starts to walks out*
SUV: Put Usagi down! You can see up her skirt! *Shivers*
Person: *Starts drooling over Usagi*
Seto Kaiba: *Walks in and see Person drooling over Usagi * That's disgusting! Lets duel!
Dude: Kinky basted *Throws a muffin from Axe at Person*
SUV: What the fuck? Muffins? * Gives everyone strange looks*
Usagi: MY MUFFIN!!!! *Flies through air to get it...falls*
Person: *gets hit by muffin* Ow...got hit by a Chinese fighting muffin!
Kaiba: Duel me SUV! DUEL ME I SAY!!
SUV: I don't like this place…*Walks into kitchen*
Tony: *Walks into lounge from the kitchen* WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DUELING IN THE HOUSE?
Kaiba: *Whimpers* I'm sorry…
Tony: Go outside
Kaiba: *Walks out crying...leaves trail of cash and briefcase full of Duel Monster cards...*
Jess: *Finally comes down from her room (bout time!) and screams* Money!!
Usagi: *Runs over* PAPER!!! *Starts eating money and cards* Krump krump…
Rei ~ Ant: *Comes downstairs and looks at everyone gathered in the lounge* ....I don't know you people...
Jess: *Slaps Usagi* STOP IT! I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A NEW PAIR OF JEANS WITH THAT!!
Usagi: *Runs to hide behind Dude* She hurtie me! *Cries ;_;*
Dude: JESSICA!!!!!
Usagi: *Runs back and stuffs more cash & cards in her mouth and runs back behind Dude*
Neko-chan: *Walks in, in cat outfit with ears =^. ^=* Purrrrr...
Jess: *Smiles sweetly at Dude and pokes her tongue out at Usagi*
Usagi: *Looks confused whether to yell something stupid at Jess or pat Neko-chan*
Kaiba: *From outside front door, where it's snowing hard* It's cold out here…
Person: She ate your blue eyes…
Kaiba: AAHHHHHHH!!!! *Rushes back in and tries to strangle Usagi*
Axe: Stop it your upsetting me
Dude: She stole your muffins!
Axe: …but you know what I do when I am upset *evil smile*
Neko-chan: Axie meow?
Axe: *falls to the floor stomping ITS feet* I want my way!! *Squealing*
Usagi: *Struggling for air*…Tuxedo Kamen...!! GET OFF YOUR DAMN COMPUTER AND COME AND SAVE ME FROM THIS PSYCHO!
Neko-chan: Meow! =^. ^=
K: *Magically appears ~~POOF~~* I am the queen! Worship me!
Rei ~ Ant: NO!! I'm the queen!!!!!!!! MWHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! *Laughs insanely with evil smile ^.^*
K: I would like...LISTEN TO ME!!
Rei ~ Ant: No! I have the millenium tiara! I AM QUEEN!!! *More evil laughter*
*K and Rei ~ Ant have a cat fight over the tiara*
Rei ~ Ant: Me wanna be queen! *Kills K with the millenium rod, hidden underneath her dress*
Malik: *Runs through door* YOU TOOK MY ROD!
Rei ~ Ant: Not all I took of yours! ^. ~
*Jess finally decides to try and help Usagi, who is starting to look rather pale*
Jess: *Pulls Kaiba off Usagi and gives him a slimy Blue Eyes card from Usagi's mouth. She then wipes the siliva onto his shirt*
Kaiba: MY SHIRT!!! *Cries over shirt*
Jess: Lay off Usagi…She's dumb enough. Besides like I would have wiped her spit on your nice long coat!
Kaiba: Hehe coat * Walks in a circle, coat goes ~~SWISH~~*
Usagi: *Grabs tiara and starts chewing on it* krump krump
Kaiba: She chewed on my prized card!!!!!
Know It All: *Walks through front door and steps all over Kaiba* I know everything!
Jess: *Pokes tongue at Know It All*
Know It All: I STILL know everything! And I have a boyfriend!
Usagi: I have one too!
K: *Wakes up from the dead and grabs one of Usagi's odangos trying to get the tiara*
Malik: *grads rod from Rei ~ Ant and makes K a mindslave…then walks out*
Person: *Hides underneath couch* Tell me when it's safe to come out, Dude!
Dude: Not yet
Jess: *Slaps Know It All over the head*
Know It All: CHICKEN!!!! *Runs around the mansion in circles*
Neko-chan: *Looks excitedly for the 'bird'*
Jess: That's it! * Opens the door*
Kaiba: OH NO! She let Miss Frosty in!!!! *Big, wide chibi eyes*
Jess: *Blinking* Where are all the Pancatgers?
Miss Frosty: *Glomps Jess*
Miss Frosty: I ate them!!!! Now I want you!!!! ^. ~
Usagi: That's one frosty lesbian…
Rei ~ Ant: SHE FROZE MY PANCATGERS! *Shocked* What will Dr. Bradley say?
Usagi: *starts chewing on Miss Frosty's shoes*
Usagi: Tasty!
Dr. Bradley: * Appears out of nowhere and looks like Jess in a lab coat and wide-rim glasses ~~POOF~~* Make more *Disappears ~~POOF~~*
Rei ~ Ant: *chucks Kaiba and bottles of purple Fanta into a cage that's for some odd reason in the middle of the room*
Jess: *Turns on the Barry White music*
Kaiba: NOOOOOO!!!!!! SAVAGE PANDA!!!
Usagi: WHERE IS ANDREW?
~~NOTE: Andrew is Tuxedo Kamen. Why? BECAUSE!!
Usagi: I miss my Tuxie...*Starts to daydream bout Andrew*
Rei ~ Ant: *Rolls eyes*
Know It All: Hey, wasn't Astro Boy at this party too?
Neko-chan: PURRTY!!!!! :P :P:P
Know it all: Ahh…I think I have to go to scouts now…@. @ *Runs out door*
Jess: *Goes upstairs and starts throwing all her clothes into the hall*
Astro: *Hiding underneath the couch with Person* I am here!
Dude: Where are you going Jess? I want to have fun! ^. ~
Usagi: *Shocked eyes* HENTAI!!!!!
Person: * Peeks out from couch *...you know there's young kids here, Dude! NO HENTAI THOUGHTS BOUT JESS!!
Astro: *Comes out of the couch and climbs out of the 10 story high pile of clothes* Where?
Jess: *Starts jumping on suitcase trying to close it*
Rei ~ Ant: Let me jump too!! *Starts jumping on Jess's suitcase*
Jess: I'm going to Hayden's
~~NOTE: Don't ask Jess bout Hayden. Just don't.
Person: O.o…hey, look who just walked in the front door!
Hayden: *Looks at everyone and gives Miss Frosty and Usagi a strange look* Hi Jess!
Hayden: Usagi invited me to your party. Nice mansion
Dude: *Eyes overflowing suitcase* I think you'll have to lose a pair of shoes, Jess
Jess: *starts crying * MY SHOES!
Usagi: *Watching Jess & Rei ~ Ant jump* TRAMPOLINE!!!!! *Joins them*
Jess: *still crying* Oh, hi Hayden
Hayden: I'll carry your shoes
Usagi: *Starts smelling everyone @.o*
Jess: *Gives Usagi strange look and pushes her off* BAD SAILOR MOON!
Usagi: *Cries*
Rei - Ant: *chucks extra shoes at Hayden*
Usagi: he he he I smell Andrew
Rei ~ Ant: You asked out Usagi you jerk! Don't you know she's going out with Tuxedo Kamen?
Jess: *Starts throwing shoes*
Neko-chan:...meow...*Innocent smile, hiding tuxedo mask Andrew behind her*
Astro: Where's my sister? *Stars flying through Jess's mansion trying to find his sister…you know that robot in pink…O.o*
Usagi: *Spots Tuxedo Kamen behind Neko-chan* ANDREW!
Axe: *shrugs shoulders*
Neko-chan: *Spots string from Jess's bag and starts to play with it...unraveling Jess's clothes*
Hayden: Jess…Where are your clothes?
Usagi: HENTAI!!!!!!
Jess: *Screams* I am nakey *runs out of room*
Yugi: *rushes in from kitchen* WHERE'S THE HENTAI?
Axe: Which one?
Rei - Ant: Poor Jessie-chan…
Usagi: He he he funny. Jessie-san was naked!
Rei ~ Ant: Trust you to say that!
Usagi: ^. ~
Hayden: * Looks upset* Jess....?
Tony: *Walks back into room, with Yugi pulling at his shirt…O.o* Who the hell...??
Tony: Where did all of you new peeps come from??
Neko-chan: Tony-meow! *Glomps him*
Dude: She got you all tied up there
Jess: *Comes back in wearing clothes*
Hayden: Jess! You look like Beyonce!
Person: Kwel
Jess: Smiles* Flicks hair and trips over*
Usagi: Isn't that usually me? O.o
Go Fran: *Walks in front. Closes it. Thank god the whole was getting piled up with snow and Jess's clothes* Waz up hommies
Neko-chan: Go Fran!!!!! *Glomps him*
Jess: *checks out Go Fran*
Astro: *Walks through kitchen door* You left the door window open Miss Frisky
Miss Frosty: It's Frosty...Frisky is dog food *Disgusted walks out*
Usagi: *Walks over to Dude with a lead* Walkies?
Dude: Sure. As long as Kaiba's in the cage with the Pancatgers *Takes Usagi out*
Yugi: I thought there was hentai here??????
Kaiba:...*Sigh*....
Go Fran: *Starts singing 'Hit me, baby, one more time'*
Person: Time for us to leave! *Grabs Go Fran by the neck and takes him outside*
Jess: * Disgusted walks back over to Hayden*
Hayden: Where's the cherry coke everyone's high on?
Neko-chan: *glomps Hayden*
Tony:...I...can breath again...
Tony: *Sigh* I'm gonna have a beer in the kitchen *Walks off*
Jess: *Pokes Neko-chan* Get off him!
Neko-chan: Meow meow...*Glomps Jess*
Usagi: * Comes back inside…without Dude and starts eating Neko-chan* Mmmmm jelly
Neko - chan: *Hits her with tail and takes swipes at her* MEOW!!!!!!!
Rei ~ Ant: *Pulls everyone apart* Stop trying to eat each other!
Rei ~ Ant: Oh, sorry Jess...here's your arm back...*gives her back her arm*
Astro: *Still standing at door*
Axe: *Giggling on the floor*
Jess: Thanks *Reattaches arm*
Rei Ayanami: *Walks in looking like she did in End of Evangelion when her arm fell off*
Rei: Hey I wanted that arm!
Jess: MY ARM!
Gendo: *~~POOF~~* Let's go Rei *Grabs Rei's other arm and takes her outside*
Rei ~ Ant: They scare me…*Gets down from Jess's suitcase and sits on chair*
Dude: *Walks back in, Pancatger on a leash* Are you all on drugs?
Axe: *Still giggling *
Dude: *Sticks Pancatger in cage with Kaiba*
Kaiba: NOO!!!!! *Hides in a corner of cage*
Yugi: Hehe Kaiba's in a cage!
Dude: *Pokes Axe with a stick*
Yugi: Hey-Wait a minute! DRUGS!!! At a PARTY!!! POLICE!!!!! *Starts dialing police*
Jess: *Slaps Yugi's hand away from phone*
Jess: Stop it! *Takes phone*
Yugi: Owie.... Yami…Jessie-chan hurt me! *Cries ;_;*
Yami: *Appears out of nowhere ~~POOF~~ * Yugi-
Rei ~ Ant: YAMI-KUN! *Glomps him*
Yami: Why me?
Hayden: Jess, is that the police outside?
Jess: *Looks out open window*
Jess: YUGI!!!! *Throws both Yami & Yugi outside*
Dude: RUN!!!
*Everyone runs*
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Jess: The end!
Rei ~ Ant: Le Fin!
Jess: What does that mean?
Rei ~ Ant: It's French for 'The end'
Jess: Oh, ok. Is this it then?
Rei ~ Ant: Ya. But we forgot the disclaimer
Jess: The what?
Rei ~ Ant: Just say we don't own any characters that people recognize like Yugi.
Jess: We don't own any characters that people recognize like Yugi. We also don't own words like krump krump.
Rei ~ Ant: R&R!