Osmosis Jones

Chapter 1 in the world

Yep it's official: I'm the ultimate jackass, but you can either kill me or enjoy the story.


The girl awoke into a strange new world, where everyone was blue, red or purple-ish. She was the only one with a black Jack Skellington hoodie on and in a purple nightgown and whenever she looked up all anyone could see was a human face of a 17 year old girl with purple glasses. She was lost, saddened, and confused, where was she why was she there to begin with?

Osmosis's Jones POV- things couldn't be better, thrax defeated and frank is safe with a new mayor and all.' I thought happily. As I was strolling around frank along with drips, I couldn't help but notice how everyone was gathering that crying sound, a young woman crying?

Back to me- I was crying, I wanted to see my mom, dad, and little brother, I don't care if my mom or dad yell at me, I just needed to see them again. I could hear everyone wondering if I was alright, the closer they got the tighter I held onto my hood, 'alright! One way, coming through!!' I heard a distinct voice. I only lifted my eyes that were red from me balling my eyes out like a lost little girl at the mall. The set of feet stopped in front of me, 'hey, what's your name?' still with my face down I managed to pop up, 'Hilary…' the voice was quite for a few moments but then it popped back, 'my name's Osmosis Jones and this is drips.' The 2nd voice quirked up, 'Jones! For the last time it's drix!!' I chuckled. Both men looked down at me, 'sorry, about that it's about the only happy thing I've heard so far.' I took off my glasses, cleaned them, and wiped my eyes off. When I looked up at both the men, they seemed to pause for a few moments, 'what?' I asked. 'listen look, I'll take you to my place and you explain everything…' after I explained everything that happened to me, Jones and drix came to a conclusion, that I was shrunken down to the their size and now I'm trapped. I was shocked, but I didn't want to cry in front of the two men before me.


Unknown- a red glow surrounded the area, then an explosion. A figure dressed in black appeared from the 'rumble'. 'Jones! I'm back!!' The voice boomed, and with that the figure walked towards the city of frank.

Next morning back to me- I awoke and took a shower, 'hey! Jones, drix?? You guys awake!?' I was curious yet I heard nothing. I walked out the door dressed in one of Jones's outfits, I ran towards the police station. As I was running I could've sworn I saw thrax, 'hey! Isn't that thrax!! No way, I remember in the movie he fell into that pool of alcohol and he burnt! So that can't be him!' I shrugged it off for the moment, and went into the immunity station. While waiting for both Jones and drix to come out of the chief's office, I played my I-pod on frozen by within temptations


I can't feel my senses
I just feel the cold
All colors seem to fade away
I can't reach my soul

I would stop running
If I knew there was a chance
It tears me apart to sacrifice it all
But I'm forced to let go

Tell me I'm frozen
But what can I do?
Can't tell the reasons
I did it for you

When lies turn into truth
I sacrifice for you
You say that I am frozen
But what can I do?

I can feel your sorrow
(I sacrifice)
You won't forgive me

But I know you'll be alright

It tears me apart that you will never know
But I have to let go

Tell me I'm frozen
But what can I do?
Can't tell the reasons
I did it for you

When lies turn into truth
I sacrifice for you
You say that I am frozen
But what can I do?

Everything will slip away
Shattered pieces will remain
When memories fade into emptiness
Only time will tell its tale
If it all has been in vain

I can't feel my senses
I just feel the cold

Frozen
But what can I do?
Frozen

Tell me I'm frozen
But what can I do?
Can't tell the reasons
I did it for you

When lies turn into truth
I sacrifice for you
You say that I am frozen

Frozen


That song was played over and over again, and I ended up singing out loud making everyone in the room stare at me. 'you know with a voice like that, you can see that new club the zit and sing there, I'm sure they'll like you.' I kind of was shocked, 'no thank you I'd rather work as an immunity service member.' I said happily. When the door opened, I noticed Jones with a badge and a gun, 'the chief has decided to accept you to the force!' I guess Jones and drix was happy that I was on their team, but I guess I was happier, but how was I gonna tell them that thrax returned, they both worked so hard to beat him up. 'listen look, our 1st case deals with you infiltrating the zit, we got a call about a tall virus wearing black, he sounds familiar, found out everything you can!' I was shocked but came out with, 'yes! Officer Jones and special agent drix!' I saluted making Jones laugh, 'you don't have to do that…just Jones and drips- 'Drix!!' 'anyway just those names are fine.' I blushed embarrassed of my stupidity.


Within the zit- as I walked in all of the guy germs was giving me cat whistles or dog howls, 'SHUT THE HELL UP!!!' I yelled obviously annoyed. I walked towards the bar, 'bloody Mary.' I said calmly. 'her you miss.' The bartender said as he gave me my drink. 'well what's a pretty thing like you doing in a club like this?' a drunken germ was trying to hit on me, 'get off.' I said calmly but pissed off. I shoved him off of me, 'listen look word is going around that you're the voice of an angel…right?' I was confused about how he knew that, 'listen look, it was requested that that red weirdo in the corner hear your voice.' I took off my hood and revealed my face, 'let's do it…' I said in a 'bring it on' tone. I walked towards back stage and changed in a perfect Gothic-Lolita style. Just a little black topped dress with a stripped skirt (black and red), 'ok, germs and creeps!! We've got a new voice coming to stage in 3-2-1!' I was far to shy to walk up on stage, 'where is she!?' I heard a demanding voice. I looked from the tiny corner of the stage and noticed what was going on. Thrax threatened to burn the bartender, 'stop right there buster!!!' everyone stopped what ever they were doing and stared at me I was so embarrassed about what I've done. 'hit it!' I yelled


Denying the lying
A million children fighting
For lives in strife
For hope beyond the horizon

A dead world
A dark path
Not even crossroads to choose from
All the blood red carpets before me
Behold this fair creation of God

My only wish to leave behind
All the days of the earth
An everyday hell of my kingdom come

The first rock thrown again
Welcome to hell, little Saint
Mother Gaia in slaughter
Welcome to paradise, soldier

My first cry never-ending
All life is to fear for life
You fool, you wanderer
You challenged the gods and lost

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
This world ain't ready for The Ark

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
Mankind works in mysterious ways

Welcome Down
To my
Planet Hell

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
This world ain't ready for The Ark

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
Mankind works in mysterious ways

(planet hell by nightwish)


'Next one!'

I wish I had an angel
for one moment of love
I wish I had your angel tonight

deep into a dying day
I took a step outside an
innocent heart
prepare to hate me fall when
I may
this night will hurt you like
never before

old loves die hard
old lies they die harder

I wish I had an angel
for one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
your virgin Mary undone

I'm in love with my lust
burning angelwings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight

I'm going down so frail'n cruel
drunken disguise changes all
the rules
old loves die hard
old lies they die harder

I wish I had an angel
for one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
your virgin Mary undone

I'm in love with my lust
burning angelwings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight

greatest thrill
not to kill
but to have the prize of
the night
hypocrite
wannabe friend
13th disciple who betrayed
me for nothing!

Last dance, first kiss
your touch my bliss
beauty always comes with
dark thoughts

I wish I had an angel
for one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
your virgin Mary undone

I'm in love with my lust
burning angelwings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight


With those 2 songs done, everyone clapped. I looked at the red man in the back, 'yep it's thrax alright…I bet he's out for revenge and I'll also bet he plans on using me for his plans!' I thought while trying to follow him. I found his new headquarters, 'huh?' I was now officially confused, but I peeped into the window listening on everyone's conversation. 'boss what's wrong?' no answer, 'boss!?' thrax snapped out of his thought, 'listen look, what I plan on is revenge a police officer defeated me and I don't want that to happen again!' thrax was obviously extremely ticked off from when Jones last defeated him. I ran off without making a sound.