Pretending to be a girl
By Dark Blue Fire
Prefect grammar and spelling not included. I do not own Artemis Fowl.
Deep below the earth's surface, where the creatures who called themselves human being lived, another species enjoyed their daily life. They are The People.
Rarely, a few humans will get the chance to come down to their amazing world. The most recent human was a 15-year-old genius Artemis Fowl the second.
He had pale, vampire-like skin, raven-black hair, one icy blue eye and a hazel eye which used to belong to an elf called Holly Short. He would have attracted plenty of girls if he was not always busy saving the world or plotting.
Or pretending to be a girl.
Oh, how I hate Foaly. I admit his plan is good, but this..? I am going kill him and cut him into tiny piec... Artemis thought.
The young criminal mastermind was standing in front of 24 teenage girls, wearing a shirt. He pulled a face.
"Now, girls," Mrs Barrie said. "I want you all to meet Artemis. She will be staying with us for two terms. Please make her feel welcome." She beamed at Artemis. Artemis shuddered.
Damn you, Foaly!
The students started to whisper among themselves.
"She is a natural beauty, isn't she?"
"Yeah, but she's not wearing any makeup."
"No way!"
D'Arvit!
This is a one-shot. Anyone can use it but remember to at least to mention my name. Deal?