For All Your Coffin Cold Needs
OPENING SCENE:
EXT DAYTIME SHOT OF TOWNSVILLE SKYLINE
NARRATOR: The city of Townsville!
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TOWNSVILLE CEMETERY
NARRATOR: Townsville Cemetery!
SLOWLY ZOOM DOWNWARD THROUGH THE GROUND TO A SHOT OF BUBBLES LYING IN A COFFIN
[Her eyes open.]
BUBBLES (thinking): I sure hope the Professor's plan works. Thinking I'm dead should make Townsville's villains careless, and make them easier to capture (thinking sadly): My poor family... they must be going through heck, knowing I'm stuck here alone in the cold dark ground.
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INT SHOT OF THE UTONIUMS AT HOME PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS
UTONIUMS ( all laughing merrily): Ha ha ha...
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BUBBLES (thinking): And Mojo... I bet he's dancing for joy.
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INT SHOT OF MOJO IN HIS LAIR
MOJO (reading paper): HUH? Powerpuff Girl Bubbles is dead? (starts to cry): Oh, why is it always the cute ones who die first?
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BUBBLES (thinking): And Him... I bet he's having a tea party with Mr. Quackers.
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INT SHOT OF HIM SITTING AT HIS DINING TABLE
[He's holding his head in his claws.]
HIM (f.v.): Oh, this is terrible! Only two Powerpuff Girls left to torment... What if someday there aren't any? Oh, what a dreadful thought!
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BUBBLES (thinking): And Fuzzy - he'll be singing at the top of his voice about how I'll never step onto his propity anymore...
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Shot of BUBBLES' TOMBSTONE
[FUZZY walks ON SCREEN and lays a large wreath of wild flowers at the foot of the tombstone.]
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BUBBLES (thinking): And the Gangrene Gang... it's hard to know what they're doing...
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INT SHOT OF THE GANGRENE HIDEOUT
[There's a photo of Bubbles leaning against a wall, surrounded by candles. The Gangrene Gang all have their heads bowed.]
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BUBBLES (thinking): And the Ameba Boys... do they even understand dead?
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EXT SHOT OF THE AMEBA BOYS SLITHERING ALONG A SIDEWALK
SMALL AMEBA BOY: Duh, Boss, people is saying Bubbles is dead. What does that mean?
BOSS: Duh, I think it means the network fired her.
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BUBBLES (thinking): And Femme Fatale... she'll probably see this as a blow against all womankind.
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INT SHOT OF FEMME FATALE HAVING HER MORNING COFFEE
FEMME FATALE: Well, this is a blow against all womankind.
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BUBBLES
SOUND EFFECT: Grrglll...
BUBBLES: Oh no! I'm hungry... that silly Professor forgot I have to eat! I guess this plan didn't last long.
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EXT SHOT OF TOMBSTONE
[BUBBLES smashes up through the ground and flies away.]
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HEARTS AND STARS
NARRATOR: And so - nothing much happened.
[The PPG appear. BUBBLES gives a sullen glare at her sisters who give her nervous guilty grins in return.]
The End