The adoptive child and the Moronic Father!
Chapter One: It flew from the Stars
AN/ Well I had this Idea just randomly and I liked it that much that I thought I make it to my new big story.
It's just like the title shows. Zim adopts a Smeet that Gir found. So let's have a look at the story.
Now we can see Zim's neighborhood in which his ridiculous disguised "House" is situated. And really nothing specially is happening Zim's inside his base, Gir is only the tallest know where and not even Dib is around it also is weekend. So let's have a look inside.
"Gir where are you I need your help. GIR…GIR ARGH I SAID I NEED YOUR HELP THE PIG-WEASELS ARE ESCAPED…again." Zim yelled from down his lab he was probably pretty far down in his lab, but his voice was loud enough and shrill that you could still hear it from his kitchen miles above. At that very moment the trashcan in his kitchen flew open and so did Zim (No really he just flew up to his celling.)
He stuck for a moment in his celling but seconds later he fell flat to the ground. "I knew they aren't right by now but I thought so. Yes a little irritating isn't it? Oh well so where are you, you sniveling beast of…ähm snivel." Zim asked in an Insanely voice. Then he got on his feed and searched the level for him.
After a second or less the door swung open and revealed a Happy Gir holding something in his hands. "Okay I'm home, yay." He said and watched his master heading directly towards him.
"There you are, where have you been?" Zim asked with a slight touch of venom in his voice but not that much.
"I'm gonna rollin on the floor." Gir said happily to his Master as he handed him the thing he was carrying with. Then he started to roll over the whole floor.
"What's this?" Zim asked a little confused and a bit disgusted. He noticed that the thing was covered in a blanket, he was about to throw it to the garbage as he heard a soft crying from under the blanket. "Hey what's that? Let's have a look." Zim said and uncovered the thing from the blanket only to see that it was an Irken Smeet.
"You…you where did you found this?" Zim asked completely shocked, he almost blacked out. And he also looked a little traumatized. Gir only smiled up at him jumped on his head and screamed.
"I found it near the park I'll show you." He cried happily and ran off so fast, that Zim couldn't even see where he went.
"Oh great, I SEE A DAMN FUCKING MUCH." He screamed after him and was rewarded with a loud cry of the Smeet. "Oh, do you stop? Ahhh stop it I mean it, it's annoying and loud." Zim yelled a bit at the Smeet but not to punish it, but to get louder as it. But it didn't work. 'Ok Zim think fast, what do you know about Smeet's? They are a little cute I guess more than the filthy earth smell baby's at least, mhh they are…no, but they do…no.'
"Oh no, I know nothing about you and your type. And I think the noise is almost getting to me. It hurts." He yelled in a whining tone as well as in a cowered position.
He got up from his spot and stared at the Smeet in his arms as he noticed it's growling belly. "Oh so you're hungry I see. But what exactly do you eat?" He asked nobody in person, well maybe the Smeet but it didn't respond anyhow. "Let's see if I can make you something to eat, shall I?"
He walked with the Smeet in his hands toward the kitchen and looked in his fridge. There was all kinds of things but Zim really had no idea what an Irken Smeet liked, he thought it shouldn't be earth food that was sure, what would poison an adult Irken would poison a Smeet as well. So he looked for some Irken food which he should have there somewhere. "Ah there." He grabbed an Irken snack it was actually a doughnut but an Irken one.
He then gave it the baby and it happily ate the snack. "You like Snack's, well like everyone back at Irk. Where you even there at times?" He asked curious the Smeet didn't say anything, instead it laughed happily. "I take that as a yes. I hope we soon find you parents so you can live your life normal again." He said almost like he was its father.
Everything was peaceful for a brief moment until the Smeet started crying again what catched Zim's attention. "Oh no what's wrong now?" He almost yelled but for the Smeets and his sake he didn't because the Smeet would try to over yell him. "How can I help…"
But at this very moment the door was banged open and revealed an Angry Tak holding a Gun what probably was supposed to rain doom down on Zim's head of Zim. "Ha now Zim it's time for my revenge." Tak said full of proud.
"Heh? I thought you said that it's not about revenge? One moment how did you come here?" He snapped and was greeted with a food kick in his face. "Ah that hurts." He whined lying down on the floor now.
"It was but now it IS. And sniff uh what's that stink in here?" Tak asked with no venom in her voice it all was swapped away.
Zim didn't have noticed it until now he took a huge sniff and almost blacked out on the ground. "Ahh I think it's the Smeet." He told her and pointed to the Smeet.
Tak watched in shock how was this possible that anyone would ever give its own Smeet to such a moronic, selfish, idiotic, stubborn, filth eater like Zim. Because she was pretty sure it wasn't his, who would be that stupid to make a Smeet with Zim, yes that would be even more stupid as to give him your own. "Wha? Where did you get this?" She asked really carrying and she also felt pity for it, it had Zim as his alternative father that poor thing.
Zim stared blankly at her and answered. "Excuse me I was almost dead in this very second could you asked that question again?" He asked not even making fun of her or meaning to be sarcastic.
"Huh idiot." She whispered and then again asked. "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?" This time really loud. But for Zim's surprise the Smeet wasn't crying. On the contrary it actually laughed at this, maybe it just liked Zim getting yelled to.
"You don't have to scream, I'm not deaf." He yelled back not as loud as Tak but it worked. "I didn't find it at all it was Gir." He told her and stood up from the ground.
"IT? Oh men you don't even know its gender?" Tak asked feeling superior.
"Hey I JUST got it alright." He snapped and then he took it to the bath room.
"Wait where are you going?" Tak asked narrowing her eyes at Zim.
"Looking for its gender." He told her but was stopped by Tak holding his wrist.
"Maybe it's a Girl." Tak snapped and took the Smeet from him.
"So?" He asked, with no real expression.
"So, no Girl should be in one room with you alone, not even if it's a Smeet." She said and walked towards the Bath room.
"YOU DARE TO SPEAK IN SUCH RESPECTLESS TONE TO ZIM?" Zim cried after her and punched the wall. It was Zim so the wall didn't show any signs of being broken but Zim ended with holding his hand and walking on his knees of the sudden pain. "Ahhh how it hurts, CURSE YOU TAK, CURSE YOU!"
He lifted himself up to the nearby wall that he just hit. "But I still wonder where Gir headed for, I MEAN YEAH for the place where he found the Smeet. But where the fuck is that place for crying out loud?" He talked to himself just to bridge the time until Tak and the Smeet come back.
But instead a little Sir unit perked in from the front door and excitedly yelled. "I'm back, back and back hi hi I said and." He then randomly ran around in the TV room until he was greeted by the boot of Zim.
"Giir." He sang madly. "Could you please tell me where you find that Smeet which is now in my bathroom?" He sweetly asked hoping Gir would now be behaved for once.
Gir sitting up from the ground jumped on Zim's head and slammed madly but not hard on it screamed. "OH THAT ONE, YEAH I FOUND IT NEAR THE PARK." He almost made Zim deaf again.
Zim really annoyed slammed him off of his head and screamed at the top of his lungs. "YEAH GIR I ALLREADY KNOW THAT, BUT WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU FIND IT?"
"OHH Yeah I'll show you." And the same as before he ran away too fast for Zim to catch up.
Zim now really annoyed blinked a few times and then said. "AGAIN? Really? That's madness, I've got to work on his behavior sometimes really really seriously." He said and then he turned around to see a slightly amused Tak giggling at him. "What's the big deal now huh?" He asked still annoyed and now pissed off.
"You-your ha robot is such an idiot. And now hi hi heh I just have to c-catch m-my my breath haha." She now laughed at the top of her lungs and fell to the ground but she also watched out for the Smeet.
Zim blinked a few times at her and then grabbed her wrist and brought her up to her feed again. "Okay it's kinda funny, but now I am curious to know the gender of the Smeet." He snapped at her and narrowed his eyes.
Tak who already catch her breath again blinked a few times at Zim and then stated. "Well it is…"
AN/ That's it now I'll let you the choice whatever the Smeet's gender should be either a boy or a girl. Just write it down in the reviews or PM me, doesn't matter whatever you prefer.
So that's the first chapter and I am going to make between six and twelve chapters and then I'm starting a new story of course with Zim and Tak and maybe one or two more 'If you know what I mean.'