(A/N: Hey everybody! I got this story idea from my own personal feelings that I've been having lately, and I thought of Misty, Ash and Gary. So, I thought "What would Misty do?" So, this is the end result. Oh and by the way, let's pretend that Misty had somewhat of a past relationship with Gary, and then she finally discovered her feeling for Ash. So, she decides to write a letter to Gary after breaking up with him. It's rated T for language and a… interesting topic, so to speak. It's time for some Misty revenge! –snickers- Please rate and review! I DON'T OWN POKEMON! Or the Mountain Dew mentioned in this story.)
Dear Gary,
Who gave you the right to trick me into liking you? I sure as hell didn't, Gary Oak. If you just decided one day, "Oh! Let's walk into Misty's life and trick her without asking her!", then kid, you have another thing coming. You. Are. Sick, Gary Oak! SICK! So you think I lost the player's game huh? If that's the way you wanna play it, then bring. It. On.
Through the biggest mistake of my life, I found a new light. Or old flame, so to say. I'm sure you probably know him. Top 16 in the Indigo league, Orange league champion, oh and let's not forget totally kicking your butt in the Johto League! He's also probably an ex-friend, rival… oh and competition too. If you're thinking of Ash Ketchum, then you're right. I can only wonder how much brain power it took for you to come up with that. Through this disaster of a decision, I've finally come to terms that I've fallen for my best friend. I've loved Ash the whole time. He loved me for who I am. Whereas, you probably just wanted me for a one-night stand. But did you get it? No? I didn't think so. You probably think that you're better than him. No, scratch that. You do think that you're better than him. But you're wrong. SO far from right.
I never loved you. And you know that for a fact! You call getting someone to love you by switching their Mountain Dew with margaritas a good idea? Well, you have another thing coming for you, boy. I knew I would never like you if I was myself. So you just had to go and switch my drinks, huh? Not to forget that I found out from Mrs. Ketchum nonetheless! You will never be forgiven. NEVER.
Ash Ketchum. I bet it just pains you to hear the name, doesn't it? Well that's the point nimrod. He's honest, lovable, dense, reckless, crazy, thick-skulled, determined… oh the list goes on. He's a hell of a man. That's what I can guarantee you of that. Bet you never would have expected that to come out of my mouth considering the way I act around him, huh? Didn't think so. He may be 12, but he has a heart. A big one too. You obviously don't. Oh, and he didn't become best friends with me to try and get lucky. He wouldn't even think of it. You on the other hand, I don't know why you even tried. I left your sorry ass for a reason, Gary Oak. Because I don't love you. I never did, and I never will. Hell, I didn't even love you when I was drunk! You lost. You didn't win, didn't get lucky, and now you're confused. Karma came back and bit you in the butt. And hard too.
We were never a thing. Never were, never will be. Just to clear that up. You can say you're sorry as many times as you please, but you need to face reality. You're not sorry, and you never will be. Why? Because you messed up with Misty Kasumi Waterflower, that's why.
By the time you find this letter, I will have caught up with Ash, Brock, Pikachu, May and Max in Hoenn. And by the time you open it, you'll have blue paint all over your face. That won't come off for a month. Enjoy.
With hate,
Misty Kasumi Waterflower
[P.S: I was thinking about changing my name to Misty Kasumi Ketchum. Like it?]