A.N.: Now I know I have a bunch of stories to update, but this one was bugging me to be released! This fanfiction is Soi Fon+OC, it will be funny and have romance, so I hope you all like this first chapter! I just love doing fanfics...I'm sure you all could tell (: READ THIS: Soi Fon will probably be a little out of character, just saying this now so I don't get flames...remember, it's supposed to be romantic, with a lot of comedy.

DISCLAIMER!: Rated T throughout, I don't own Bleach or any of its characters, they belong to Tite Kubo sensei! May contain swearing, this takes place in the soul society! REVIEWS, REVIEWS, REVIEWS!

Dialogue: "Hey you over there!"

Thoughts/emphasism/flashbacks: Hey you over there!

Onomonapoeia/breakpoints: Boom! Or breakpoint: Bleach~Bleach~Bleach

Chapter 1: A unforgetting trip to Rukongai

It was a sunny, hot, and normal day in soul society. The gotei thirteen all doing the usual work, and finding ways to get the heat off them. The captain of squad two was a lucky one...having nice cool air conditioning installed in the second division barracks, of course paid by her lieutenant Marechiyo Omaeda. She was happy to have finished her work for the day...and oddly, felt lazy. She didn't want to go outside in that irritating weather. She sat at her desk in her office, feet perched up on the desk top, her haori tossed to the side, reading seireitei communication, laughing at funny articles. This was peaceful for her.

Huughh... Hisagi had to make a segment on tattoos, moron...I wouldn't mind spending the whole day here... She put the magazine down and opened the top drawer in her desk, taking a picture out. It showed Yoruichi Shihoin, Soi Fon's former mentor bathing in a hot spring, showing almost every inch of her nude body. She grinned and blushed in delight, a little blood leaving her nostrils But at least Hisagi's good for pictures..hehehe... As Soi stared at the photograph, she lifted her tea to her mouth...

"CAPTAIN!" Omaeda's voice boomed.

Sadly, it happened. The sudden loud voice caused Soi Fon to jump, spilling the hot tea all over her face...and the picture to be ruined. "Aaaaaaaoooowwwww!" She screamed from the burning. She quickly looked at the picture to see it soggy and now crap. She froze, eye twitching, face tense with anger. Omeada walked in, and immediately got a hard kick in the side of his face, sending him crashing into the wall. Now dazed, he saw his captain standing in front of him, fuming mad.

"DAMMIT OMAEDA! Why the hell did you yell like that? Why didn't you just knock!" Soi Fon was pissed, were lieutenant was the biggest imbecile in the entire seiretei. He-he ruined my pic...ture...gaaghh! Damn him! What the hell is so important! Soi Fon's face was redder than Renji Abarai's hair.

"Ca-Captain..I-I'm sorry...I-I know I should've- Uhhgh!" Omaeda's gut was struck by Soi Fon's heal. "Shut up Omaeda! I don't give a damn anymore, just tell me this important thing!" Soi Fon removed her foot slowly, glaring at him flames literally showing in her eyes.

Omeada spoke, "H-Head Captain said that you were to go to Hokutan (The third district in west Rukongai) to investigate the hollows there..." Soi Fon groaned, Why! Why did he pick me...Damn, I don't have a choice. "Omeada," She began, getting the oaf's attention, "I'll head out then, please run the barracks while I'm gone...Don't be a fool!" With that she put on her haori, zanpakuto, tightened her obi, and headed out of her division. She instantly felt the heat come at her, she ignored it and kept walking.

"Hokutan...," She sighed arriving at her destination, "A good district, home of some wealthy bastards..." She chuckled at what she said. She entered the town feeling even more hot, Damn you heat! She cursed in her mind. Sensing a nearby hollow, she pulled out Suzumebachi, Your lucky that you don't have to feel this weather...

Suzumebachi spoke back, "Haha! Sucks for you Soi, can we go kill it know? I hate when you whine!"

Soi Fon ignored her last line and raced to find the hollow. Finding it in the nearby woods, Soi Fon launched for the spider-resembling hollow, Zanpakuto in a stabbing position. Suzumebachi easily lanced through the hollow mask, the hollow screeching in agony as its body disintegrated into dark particles. Soi Fon landed smoothly, smiling in her succession. Maybe this won't be too bad... Soi Fon killed more and more hollows with ease, eventually getting exhausted, she went to a nearby stand for a drink.

"Water, please," She asked the man, What a funny looking mustache... she thought, now staring at it with curiosity. This got the man's attention, handing her the water he says proudly, "I see you notice my handsome mustache, it really is something isn't it captain?" He began to rub it. Soi Fon sat up quickly, "Y-Yeah, it's very nice!...I'd like to grow facial hair like that, but I can't..." Soi Fon smiled friendly, giggling in her head. Right...like I would want that, hahaha! Soi Fon couldn't hold it and laughed out loud. The man looked at her, one eyebrow lifted, "What is so funny captain?" Soi Fon covered her mouth, "Nothing, nothing at all...Oh! It was that kid! The little booger probably tickled me as a joke!" She went up to the nearby kid, "You ought to control yourself kid! I'm a captain...I hate jokes!" She said aloud too silly, patting the kid on the shoulder. The kid looked at her with wide eyes, "A weird man is trying to kidnap me!" THe little boy yelled. Soi Fon's face twitched, a vein bulged out of her forehead, "I-I'm not a man you little snot, and I'm not trying to-Owwwch!" The little boy had kicked Soi in the shin, than ran away. "Little bastard," she muttered limping back to the stand. She put the money on the counter, "There's a little tip in there too, maybe yo can go in and get that thing trimmed or shaved off or something...Thanks. After walking away from the awestruck man, Soi Fon heard a scream. A kid's scream. And with that, hollow spirit energy. Soi Fon was now hot again, and without care she ripped her sleeves off as she ran.

Soi Fon hurried to the spot from where the screaming came from. A bat-looking hollow was holding the young boy that kicked Soi Fon a little bit ago, he squirmed and cried in fear in it's grip. Damn, this kid better apologize after I finish this... Soi Fon pulled out Suzumebachi, "Don't worry brat, I'll save you!"

"Not if I happen to do it first captain..." A voice said. Soi Fon looked all around to find the person, but suddenly she a dark orb fly pass her at a fast speed, striking the hollow right in the chest, going right through it. What the hell? Soi Fon turned to see a dark figure, weapon in hand, a cloak around them. All of a sudden,

Boom!

Soi Fon was sent flying back into the side of a house, knocking the wind out of her. She slowly looked up, seeing the strange person with the little boy on their back landing steadily on the ground. If only I could of done that instead of crashing into a building! The person let the boy slide off her back, "Thanks weird lady." The lady ruffled the kid's head, "Yep anytime, stay out of trouble," She smiled. The only thing visible was her mouth, Soi Fon could now tell that she was also wearing a mask. Odd...her voice is a girl's alright, but who exactly is this person? Soi Fon didn't notice she was still on the ground, and just stared at the mysterious figure in wonder. The girl was now in front of Soi, gloved hand out.

"You need some assistance getting back on your feet captain?" She asked kindly, " I don't bite." Soi Fon put her hand in the girl's and helped her pull herself up. "Thank you mysterious woman, you got some skills I see..." Soi Fon said brushing herself off, "Do you hate your face or something?" Soi Fon pointed at her mask. The girl shook her head, "No, it's just I like being secretive...I'm a hero around here, and I don't want people to know of my true self...never mind," She spoke turning from Soi. Soi Fon's mouth was open slightly, curious as to why, "Are you a...soulreaper?" The girl shook her head again, "No I'm not..." Soi Fon could see the girl move her hand to her face, pulling off the mask. And what seemed to move in slow motion, the girl turned and faced back to Soi Fon. Soi Fon could not believe her eyes...

She was gorgeous, her face looked as if it was carved from angels. Her eyes, midnight blue and glistening in perfection. Her face youthful, but firm. Woah... Was all Soi Fon could think. Just when she was about to say something the girl removed the hood of the cloak revealing her shiny, healthy looking chocolate brown hair kept nicely in a messy bun. Is this...A dream? Sh-she's beautiful... The girl noticed the raven haired captain staring at her in awe.

"Uhh...Captain san?" She asked, snapping her fingers in her face. Soi Fon now coming to, blinked a few times and looked back at the girl, "Wh-What?" Soi Fon smiled. The girl rolled her eyes, "You want to sit down in talk?" She asked. Soi Fon nodded more than once, "Yeah, yeah sounds good," As the girl led the way Soi Fon couldn't help but blush and think She's actually really cute...Stop Soi, get a hold of yourself, who said she liked you...but she really is something... Soi's eyes wandered off.

"Soi Fon likes what she sees, hahaha! You know your looking at her butt!" Suzumebachi laughed in Soi's mind. "Sh-shutup Suzumebachi! I was not...really...Just stop that!" Soi Fon yelled in her head. Suzumebachi giggled, "Ok I'll stop...but don't take advantage of the poor girl...hehehe..." Soi Fon's face reddened, and she slapped her forehead. Oww. They arrived at a small tea shop, and sat down at a table. "So...your the captain of squad two, Soi Fon right?" The girl asked, looking at Soi patiently. Soi Fon was blushing once more, smiling she nodded, "Yep, that's me. Uhh, your name?" The girl now looked more friendly now and held out her hand, "Kuroi, Kuroi Mizota, It's nice to meet you Captain Soi Fon." Soi Fon just stared as Kuroi's hand waited, she wiggled it a bit to get her attention. Soi Fon quickly laughed as she noticed and slowly shooked her hand, "It's nice to meet you too Miss Mizota..." Come on Soi, get it together! Your a captain, act less nervous! Why am I nervous? I can do this... Soi Fon's caught Kuroi's eye contact and smiled cheesily. Kuroi giggled at this, "Your a funny captain, I've heard you were mean, but that's just what I heard." Soi Fon rolled her eyes, "Well, it's just because they don't know me really, I'm actually decent, hehehe." Soi rubbed the back of her neck. Kuroi laughed, "Like I said, funny..." Her laugh was one of the cutest laughs in the entire soul society that Soi Fon has ever heard, " Thanks Kuroi...so uhh, you have a zanpakuto, and you looked pretty strong back there, you should become a soul reaper!" Soi Fon exclaimed. Kuroi look away, "No, I don't want to be one..." She was now looking down with a sad expression.

Soi Fon gave a look of worry Well, she has her reasons...I don't want to be nosy... Soi Fon slowly sipped her tea, "So uhh...you look pretty young Kuroi..." Kuroi nodded, "Indeed I am, 180 going on 190 (18-19yrs), my birthday is coming up soon so..."

"Ah...what about your family? Do you have one?" Soi Fon asked in wonder. I really want to know her...hopefully I don't look like a freak, we're not even that far apart in age... Kuroi interrupted her thoughts, "Yes I do, my family's pretty wealthy. I have both my parents, and...a brother..." Soi Fon could see that she hesitated before saying she had a brother...her curiousness grew, but she knew she had to go slow. "My parents aren't aware of me going out and doing secretive work, it's even funny I'm telling you but...your a captain so, we can relate, since we both wield zanpakuto," Kuroi continued. Soi nodded in agreement, "How long have you had it?"

"Since I was younger...my zanpakuto came to me, Kuro-surudoi-akumu (Dark Sharp Nightmare). We have a great bond, but dark power. We can cause dark forces to control your body, and make you have nightmares of unfortunate things or flashbacks. My zanpakuto has two parts, two souls, or you can say dual zanpakuto..." Kuroi explained holding on to the earing in her ear that was shaped like a scythe, "This is one of half of my zanpakuto when it's not in shikai," She went to the next ear which supported a sharp ninja star-shaped earing, "This is the other, both control different powers."

Soi Fon was amazed at this, she had dual zanpakuto! Like Ukitake and Kyouraku! This was rare, "That's incredible! Your zanpakuto is well-developed, you are really something you know that Kuroi...Your lucky you don't have to hear my zanpakuto Suzumebachi, very annoying," Soi Fon whispered that one part, even though Suzumebachu could obviously hear what she said, yelling at Soi's mind. Soi Fon shook her head around to stop her yapping, "But I have to deal with her..."

Before the two knew it it was getting late, and they had to go their separate ways. "It was nice meeting you captain Soi Fon, I had a fun time...we should see each other again sometime, maybe grab a bite of something," Kuroi said walking down the road with Soi Fon. Soi Fon smiled, "It was nice meeting you as well, and I would like that." Kuroi looked at the dark sky, "I love the night-time, dark and calm, but the stars and the moon lighten it up well." Soi Fon was just gazing at Kuroi with proudness. Could I actually have feelings towards Kuroi? She's smart, cute, strong,- No! Soi you just met her! Calm yourself! But maybe it's a truth...

They made it to Kuroi's house, facing each other with warm smiles. "Bye then Soi, I'll see you later, have a goodnight." Soi Fon nodded, "You too Kuroi, I hope to see you again in the near future, heheh." Kuroi did one agreeing nod, and unexpectedly hugged Soi Fon. Soi Fon blushed big time at her sudden contact, but recovered from her shock and hugged her back. This, could work... Soi thought.

"See ya," Kuroi opened the gate to her house and went through, but did one quick wave before that to Soi. Soi Fon still blushing waved back, then headed off home with a sense of a...

Crush.

Woohoo! Done with the first chapter folks! That was pretty long, I'm happy with what I accomplished. So let me know what you think about the things in this chapter, ask about Kuroi. But seriously I want POSITIVE thoughts! Do you guys enjoy the start of this to be love? Ha! Soi's so funny. Remember I know things might be a little out of character, but most is done intentionally.

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