The Short-Lived Romance of Renesmee Cullen
Renesmee Cullen is eight years old when she loses her virginity. It's a little disappointing, but she had fun and it was all consensual, no matter what anyone else might think.
She likes the boy, even if he's a little less mature than her. He's tall, loud and always takes her to parties where they sneak drinks. (He knows she's underage, just not by how much.)
She carefully avoids his hair after one heavy make-out session led to a bald spot. (He shaved his whole head, afterwards. He said he was supporting cancer victims, but the only one he was supporting was her.)
His skin splits like paper under her touch, and he's a good sport when she leaves marks. (He thinks she's rough in bed, but she tries to be gentle.)
She loves the way he takes her places, and helps her see the world through youthful, innocent, enthusiastic eyes. He makes far better company than her parents, who still treat her like she's eight. (She is, but a far different eight than they can imagine.)
She loves the way he sneaks around with her and never once kicks up a fuss at the cloak and dagger stuff. Honestly, it's pretty fun, dodging nosy parents who can hear a whisper from across the house and read minds. (She takes to rattling off plant names in her head whenever her father's around, and drags them on so many nature walks that they stop wanting to follow. It wouldn't be the oddest phase she went through.)
Most of all, she loves his taste. (She doesn't feed, exactly, but a little licking and sucking isn't out of place. He laughs and calls her kinky, and she thinks he might be right.)
But Jacob notices the boy's scent on her, and, two weeks later, they move. They say that Jacob didn't hurt him. (She can't read minds, but she can smell blood a mile away.)
A/N: This is sort of a strange piece, both in content and form. While I'm not a fan of Twilight, I suppose you could call me a fan of the fandom. There are certainly some interesting explorations of Nessie, her rapid maturation, and the creepiness of imprinting out there. Reviews welcome, as always.