This fanfiction has been the result of pure boredom. I have no idea where I'm going with this. I don't think there'll be a pairing. Might be more than one chapter, idk yet.

Written in Levi/Rivaille's POV.

Chapter 1 - A Box with a Screen (I think it's called a 'computer')

"YOU GUYS! Look at what I found!" Glasses bursts through the door and runs over to us holding some dusty box with a separate thing that held letters and a weird device thing. I frown and cross my arms.

"What the hell is that?" I was not interested in this whatsoever, but she wouldn't stop pestering me if I didn't listen to her useless rant. Rolling my eyes, Erwin and I take a step closer to the dangerous maniac.

"I actually have NO idea! Erwin, let me plug this in!" Being the stupid woman she is, she wiped everything off of the desk. Yes, our papers falling to the ground. Now they were completely out of order.

They were making a mess on the floor, too.

"Major Hanji..." Erwin facepalms at the stupid woman's rash decision. Yeah, can you blame him? No, you can't.

Stupid glasses slams the dirty box on the desk and I cough. Ugh, the dust is already weakening my immune system.

"Can we clean this thing first?"

"We don't have time for that!" Hanji grabs the plug and inserts it in the outlet. Suddenly, something pops up on the screen. "Oh, I think we use this thingy to control that arrow thing on the screen!"

She held the device used to control the arrow on the screen. Whenever Hanji moved the device, the arrow thing would move, too. I widen my eyes, what kind of sorcery is this?

"I-I'm going to go find something, so... Yeah." Erwin, taking no interest in the box with a screen, leaves the room. I eye him suspiciously, he took notice of it and nodded. 'Keep her company.'

He expects me to listen to this woman rant about this box? I'd prefer cleaning. Of course, cleaning is lyfe. I didn't choose the cleaning lyfe, the cleaning lyfe chose me. With that, Erwin leaves.

"Oh! What's the... In-tehr-neet?" Her eyes produced stars and sparkley things.

"It's pronounced 'in-tehr-neht', stupid. Click on it." As much as I hated it, I was slightly interested in this box. Hanji noticed this and nodded.

"Oh, you are interested, Levi! At least we have one thing in common now! Ahahaha!" She laughs loud and pats my back.

"Get on with it."

"Hai hai." Her index finger taps the little button on the device.

Suddenly, another thing appeared in the screen. I jumped from my seat slightly, so did stupid glasses. She looks at me, I could see the drool slowly dripping out of her mouth.

"Let's call it a window."

"Why the hell would we name it a window?"

"Because that is the first thing I saw." I saw Hanji glance her eyes over to a window and I roll my eyes.

"Whatever."

When opening the window, we were taken to a page or a website.

"Goggle? No, I think it's Googlee."

"It obviously says Google, stupid."

"Ohhhh~~!"

I roll my eyes and examine the screen. It was a white page with the word 'Google' plastered in the middle. It hurt my eyes, all of them were a different color. Ugh. Underneath the sign was a bar.

"Type something up there. We'll call it a search bar." I point at the long box and she gasps.

"Wow! You're really smart, Levi! I think we use this letter thing to type, right?"

"I think so." She presses on the search bar and I press something in the letter thing. "We'll call this a letter board."

"But a keyboard sounds cooler. It reminds me of piano keys, right? A keyboard it is!" Her hands curve to make a thumbs up and I roll my eyes for the ten millionth time.

"Whatever. Just type something up." I was getting rather impatient about this. I want to know what 'Google' does.

"Hmm... Let's type up... bread!" Yes, our genius scientist just thought of typing bread in Google.

"Why can't we type up something like tita- nevermind. Just type." If I mention the "T" word, my head will explode as a result of the stupid woman's voice. Her mouth, like, vomits out titan information.

Anyway, Hanji types up the word 'bread' and presses enter. We wait anxiously.

Well, that didn't take long. Not even a second I think.

"Wow... So much information on bread!" Hanji presses on images and all these different pictures of bread pop up. The variety was so much, it made both her and I drool like Potato girl. I've never felt so hungry before...

"..." I was speechless. For that one time in my life, the lust I held for cleaning supplies transferred to these mouth-watering breads.

"Let's type your name up!" Her eyes began to draw stars in them. When was my name so interesting to her?

"Uhm... Sure." At that moment, I really didn't know how to react to this. I mean, what could possibly pop up when writing my name?

In Google Images, Hanji types up 'Levi' and presses enter. I gulp as I await for the pictures to pop up.

"AHAHAHAHA! Y-You're a pair of jeans, Levi! Jeans!" Hanji's laughter penetrated the whole room as I felt a rush of embarrassment slap me across the face.

"I-I'm not a pair of jeans, stupid glasses!" I felt my face heat up slightly. Never in my life have I been so embarrassment. How would my cadets feel when they realize that their corporal is just a pair of jeans? A nice pair of jeans, too. They really emphasize on the back.

As I cover my face from shame, Hanji suddenly stopped laughing.

"L-Levi..." I perk my head up and glare at her.

"What now?"

"W-Why is there a face of you here?"

I immediately pushed her out of the way and saw a picture of my face, making my freeze.

"Why... Why the hell would someone put my face here? I know I'm sexy and all, but... This is too much." I looked at the picture of me looking at me. Wow.

I am hot.

"Oh, stop being so cocky. You're just sexy out of default." I heard the scientist snicker, making me narrow my eyes at her.

"I'm typing 'Levi Rivaille' in here." Typing was actually pretty hard, but I managed. When I pressed enter, I completely froze.

"I get that Levi is strong, but dressing up as him is too much." Her voice cracked and I immediately knew she was holding in her laughter.

"It means I'm a role model to some." I defend. Of course.

As we scroll down to find more pictures, I realized something. There were pictures that looked exactly like and some that are drawn differently. They still look like me, but they don't look exactly like me.

"I think some of these may be fanart, but I don't know." After two minutes of scrolling down, she scrolls to the top again. That was when we realized there were suggestions under the search bar.

"Oi, there are some suggestions there. Click on one." I was curious. Really curious, in fact. Why were there so many pictures of me online? Why do people dress up as me? Am I that popular?

"Oh! This seems interesting. 'Rivaille y-yoia?' How do I say this?" I focus my dark eyes on the screen and squint a bit.

"Y-Yoai? Ya-oiiy? Yao-wee?" I tilt my head slightly as Hanji hovers the arrow thing over the suggestion that says 'Rivaille yaoi'.

"Ya-oiiiy. That sounds correct, but let's call it Yaoi (yao-wee)!" She suggests. I shrug my shoulders and nod. It's not like this yaoi thing was going to tarnish my image as corporal or anything like that.

Then, she pressed on it.

I. Am. Scarred. For. Life.

End of chapter 1. Yay. Review if you want to.

Next Chapter: Chapter 2 - Yao-wee with Eren and Erwin