Vash's Chick: Ok, me and my sister ( InuYasha's Girl)he-hem, my un-
biological sister who looks nothing like me, but started me on anime and we
are exactly the same personality wise....well she's bitchier...im gonna be
hit for that :-D, but neway...) Thought of this a while ago and actually
started writing it in a notebook but in my typhoon of a room... I lost it.
^_^ woops. So I'm re-writing it waaaay different cuz she's not here and is
probably not even thinking of helping me. And plus she's doing the bloopers
:-D heh heh. OK since this is way too long I just want to tell the authors
of the $$12,000,000,000 couple and the $$6,000,000,000 rose not to hate me
and that it mite look a bit the same but its not trust me...and I did it b4
I read urs! I promise! Don't hate meeeeee!! *cries on hands and knees* ok
this is too long later! Oh yeah and the things in these... 'yatta yatta'
are thoughts. Usually they're Britt or Danni's.
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun or Vash or Wolfwood or anyone else you recognize...although It would be nice :-D...er...I mean...*thinks* nuttin :- D later! ______________________________________________________________________
Danni walked down the street to her friends house with a bag around her chest that hung down on her left side. She held it close to her. For two reasons...the obvious so it wouldn't get stolen and the un-obvious so that her poor poor Trigun tapes didn't get hurt in there. She also had Lupin III the movie and the InuYasha movie. But of course Trigun was her favorite and she couldn't bear the thought of it being hurt. She looked up.
'Oh god its gonna rain.' She thought to herself.
She walked a little quicker and turned the corner onto Britt's street. She felt a drop of rain splat onto her nose and screamed.
'CRAP CRAP CRAP!!'
She ran the block to Britt's house and rang the door bell as it started to rain harder.
'CRAP CRAP CRAP!!!'
"BRITT OPEN THE DOOR!!!" Britt's head popped up in the glass window of the door grinning.
"Why? Oh it looks like its going to rain," she said and slowly hopped down and opened the door taking her sweet time. Just as she opened the door it down poured.
"If you hadn't opened the door Inu, Vash, and Lupin would have been killed!!!"
"Oh my god what have I done!!!"
She grabbed Danni's bag and tore it open to fine 3 DVDs wrapped in plastic bags. Although you couldn't tell they were DVDs quite yet. She took off the bags to find paper bags. She took those off to find Tin Foil. She looked up at Danni watching her who grinned. She took off the foil and found cellophane.
"Damn you."
She took off the cellophane and finally found the DVDs.
"Bout time."
Danni grinned and sat down on the couch. Britt popped in the Trigun DVD and sat next to her. They grinned at each other and it started. Britt reached for the player to fast forward through the previews for some reason were on a show video and her mom came in with a bucket of water. Britt fell off the couch reaching and grabbed onto Danni who grabbed onto the DVD player. Britts mom was shocked and dropped the bucket of water on the DVD player and fainted. The last thing she heard were Danni's and Britt's screams. When she woke up about 5 minutes later they were gone, but left a puddle.
'Maybe they're in Britt's room.'
She shrugged and cleaned up the water and went on cleaning. ***
Danni and Britt woke up in the middle of a hill of sand. Danni rubbed her face and sat up.
"Where are we? Its hot man!"
Britt looked up.
"Well maybe its cuz there's 2 suns!"
Danni looked up.
"Woah cool!"
They both stopped and looked at each other.
"GUNSMOKE!!!!!"
They got up and started dancing. "We're on gunsmoke! Oh yeah!"
A shadow loomed over them. They stopped dancing and looked up.
"Hello, ladies. I need one of you now stay still."
The man looked into their eyes one at a time. When he looked at Danni it felt like he was looking into her soul. She tried to look away but couldn't. She couldn't fight it. She couldn't even see him! He grabbed Britt by the arm and dragged her off. "BRITT! NO DON'T TAKE HER!!"
Danni looked at him for the first real time through tears. He couldn't take her. She was like her sister. Why was this happening. He looked back at her. It was Legato.
'Damn!' she thought to herself. 'He probably took her because she has more anger in her heart. But why. Its something evil duh. But I have to help her.'
She looked back up and they were gone. She still heard Britt screaming for her and Danni screaming not to hurt her.
'I'll help you. I will. I promise Britt. I will be there.'
Danni wandered over to a wall of rocks thinking about what to do when she heard gun shots. She looked up over the rock she had sat down on and saw that there was a big ugly man in a red coat and a green Mohawk.
'This is the first episode. Vash is tied up. He could help me! I have to get down there.'
She picked up a rock. She spoke aloud to herself.
"You can do this. You're a catcher. You play softball. Hit one. Just get yourself captured."
She threw the rock as hard as she could at the guy on the leader's left. She hit him smack in the head. He fell to the floor and everyone looked over at her. She grinned and waved at them. As she expected they chased her. She was running when she tripped over her pants.
'Crap! I knew these big ass pants would fuck me up!'
She had on black caffeine pants with a red tank top. The pants were rather large near the end and she tripped. They were surrounding her from above guns pointed at her.
"Tie her up!" She heard one of them yell. "Put her by the idiot."
'They must mean Vash ...perfect'
They tied her up and tossed her over near Vash. She still had her bag across her chest. She saw him look at her from the corner of her eye.
"What!?" she whispered in a pissed voice at him.
"Who are you!?"
"Danni. My name is Danni, Needle-Noggin." The man named Constance Rifle appeared on the cliff. Now was their time to run.
"We have to go, man, c'mon!"
She slipped out of her ropes as did Vash and they ran like hell.
'Millie and Meryl should be here soon.'
As she thought this they rode up on the Thomases and Danni watched as Vash grabbed the doughnuts from Meryl. They stopped.
"I'll give you $$10 to go and warn the town that Vash the Stampede is fighting up there."
'Oh boy. She's giving him $$10 to go warn the town that he's fighting himself up on the cliff!'
"I'll go," Danni said.
"You can't go alone!" Vash yelled at her. "You have no protection."
"So gimme a gun dork!"
"I .... ok fine."
He handed her a gun and went off with Millie and Meryl back up the mountain. Danni wandered down the mountain to the town and stood on a porch. She sighed.
'Alrighty here goes.'
"VASH THE STAMPEDE IS UP ON THE MOUNTAIN IF YOU WANNA LIVE RUN!!"
All hell broke out and Danni sat on the porch.
'That was easy. He should be back soon.'
The cliff fell crushing half the town. She watched. She saw Vash come back down.
"Here I didn't use it." She handed him his gun back.
"Thanks. Bye!"
"NO wait!"
"huh..." he turned around. "I...I ...don't have any where to gooo! I'm lost and I don't know where I am!! I need help!"
She was crying now clinging to his arm on her knees pulling him down with her. A huge sweat drop formed on the back of his head and he sighed.
"ALRIGHT STOP!! I'll let you come with me!"
"Yay!" She suddenly stopped crying and hugged him. He blushed and rubbed the back of his head.
"Yeah uh...Danni...can we...uh go now..."
"Oh yeah sure."
She straightened her bag and started walking.
"Where we going?" she asked after a minute.
"Oh I found this flyer when I was coming back here to get my gun."
He held up a piece of paper and Danni took it and read it.
'He wants a job! Oy.'
"So we're going to be body guards?" she asked him.
"Er...well I was..."
She sniffed. "What about me?"
"Er....can you shoot? It DID say ace gunman."
She sniffed again. "Can you teach me?"
He blushed for no apparent reason and laughed a little.
"Well I guess so ..."
"GOOD!"
She stopped and looked at him.
"Well?"
"NOW!?" "Yes now!...I need to know how to shoot to protect someone!"
He took out his gun and tossed it to her. She caught it. He looked at her funny.
"You caught it?"
"Yeah..."
He laughed.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MORON!?"
"Nothing, I just didn't think you would catch it."
"Oh really. Well I happen to play softball and I hit the guy in the head with the rock so there!" She yelled to him and started looking at the gun. He had totally ignored her and put a rock on top of a few others.
"Hit it."
"Hit what!? That itty bitty rock over there?"
"Yeah, why not."
"I can't hit that!"
"Sure you can."
She growled and held up the gun. She pointed it at the rock and sighed.
'I'm never gonna hit that thing.'
She aimed and shot. She fell backward form the recall and almost hit Vash with the shot who was standing 9 feet away form the rock.
"Er....well...HEY YOU TRIED TO HIT ME!!"
"NO I DIDN'T I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T SHOOT! "Ok fine."
He walked over to her and showed her how to hold it and the foot placement. He moved her all around until she looked like she knew what she was doing.
"OK now try. Be careful of the recall."
"Yeah I think I would remember that from now on." He stood farther back away form the rock this time. She aimed and shot. It not only hit the rock but split it in half.
"I DID IT I DID IT!!" She danced around. Vash grabbed her and took his gun back.
"Hey I want it!"
"No, you're already scaring me."
She picked up her bag and they started to walk again.
"Can I just hold it?"
"NO!"
"Can I see it?"
"NO!"
"Can I sniff it?"
"NO!! Now stop it!"
"Fine."
They walked in silence until they got to the mansion.
"I gather that we're here?" she looked up and asked him.
"Yeah."
He knocked on the door. A strange little man opened the door.
"Hello, we're here for the body guard position."
"Welcome, from now on you are known as Vash the stampede."
Vash looked over at Danni who shrugged.
"Er...who's the girl?" the strange man asked.
"This is.."
"My name is Danielle. But you can call me Danni. I'm a friends of Vash's and I'm also here for the body guard position." "But you're barely 16."
"I"M 18!!"
"Ok alright. My apologies. Come in."
They sat down on the couch and he started to tell them about why he needed a body guard.
'I know this one. I don't like him. He shoots at Vash! Ugh.'
He finished and Danni snapped out of it.
"May I see my room please?"
"Sure."
He lead them up to their rooms and went back down stairs. Danni was alone and really tired. She lay down on the bed and closed her eyes.... ______________________________________________________________________
yay its the end! so far ^_^ your in for it now, your hooked and u cant stop!!! ahh! ok so anyway. Don't forget to review. ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun or Vash or Wolfwood or anyone else you recognize...although It would be nice :-D...er...I mean...*thinks* nuttin :- D later! ______________________________________________________________________
Danni walked down the street to her friends house with a bag around her chest that hung down on her left side. She held it close to her. For two reasons...the obvious so it wouldn't get stolen and the un-obvious so that her poor poor Trigun tapes didn't get hurt in there. She also had Lupin III the movie and the InuYasha movie. But of course Trigun was her favorite and she couldn't bear the thought of it being hurt. She looked up.
'Oh god its gonna rain.' She thought to herself.
She walked a little quicker and turned the corner onto Britt's street. She felt a drop of rain splat onto her nose and screamed.
'CRAP CRAP CRAP!!'
She ran the block to Britt's house and rang the door bell as it started to rain harder.
'CRAP CRAP CRAP!!!'
"BRITT OPEN THE DOOR!!!" Britt's head popped up in the glass window of the door grinning.
"Why? Oh it looks like its going to rain," she said and slowly hopped down and opened the door taking her sweet time. Just as she opened the door it down poured.
"If you hadn't opened the door Inu, Vash, and Lupin would have been killed!!!"
"Oh my god what have I done!!!"
She grabbed Danni's bag and tore it open to fine 3 DVDs wrapped in plastic bags. Although you couldn't tell they were DVDs quite yet. She took off the bags to find paper bags. She took those off to find Tin Foil. She looked up at Danni watching her who grinned. She took off the foil and found cellophane.
"Damn you."
She took off the cellophane and finally found the DVDs.
"Bout time."
Danni grinned and sat down on the couch. Britt popped in the Trigun DVD and sat next to her. They grinned at each other and it started. Britt reached for the player to fast forward through the previews for some reason were on a show video and her mom came in with a bucket of water. Britt fell off the couch reaching and grabbed onto Danni who grabbed onto the DVD player. Britts mom was shocked and dropped the bucket of water on the DVD player and fainted. The last thing she heard were Danni's and Britt's screams. When she woke up about 5 minutes later they were gone, but left a puddle.
'Maybe they're in Britt's room.'
She shrugged and cleaned up the water and went on cleaning. ***
Danni and Britt woke up in the middle of a hill of sand. Danni rubbed her face and sat up.
"Where are we? Its hot man!"
Britt looked up.
"Well maybe its cuz there's 2 suns!"
Danni looked up.
"Woah cool!"
They both stopped and looked at each other.
"GUNSMOKE!!!!!"
They got up and started dancing. "We're on gunsmoke! Oh yeah!"
A shadow loomed over them. They stopped dancing and looked up.
"Hello, ladies. I need one of you now stay still."
The man looked into their eyes one at a time. When he looked at Danni it felt like he was looking into her soul. She tried to look away but couldn't. She couldn't fight it. She couldn't even see him! He grabbed Britt by the arm and dragged her off. "BRITT! NO DON'T TAKE HER!!"
Danni looked at him for the first real time through tears. He couldn't take her. She was like her sister. Why was this happening. He looked back at her. It was Legato.
'Damn!' she thought to herself. 'He probably took her because she has more anger in her heart. But why. Its something evil duh. But I have to help her.'
She looked back up and they were gone. She still heard Britt screaming for her and Danni screaming not to hurt her.
'I'll help you. I will. I promise Britt. I will be there.'
Danni wandered over to a wall of rocks thinking about what to do when she heard gun shots. She looked up over the rock she had sat down on and saw that there was a big ugly man in a red coat and a green Mohawk.
'This is the first episode. Vash is tied up. He could help me! I have to get down there.'
She picked up a rock. She spoke aloud to herself.
"You can do this. You're a catcher. You play softball. Hit one. Just get yourself captured."
She threw the rock as hard as she could at the guy on the leader's left. She hit him smack in the head. He fell to the floor and everyone looked over at her. She grinned and waved at them. As she expected they chased her. She was running when she tripped over her pants.
'Crap! I knew these big ass pants would fuck me up!'
She had on black caffeine pants with a red tank top. The pants were rather large near the end and she tripped. They were surrounding her from above guns pointed at her.
"Tie her up!" She heard one of them yell. "Put her by the idiot."
'They must mean Vash ...perfect'
They tied her up and tossed her over near Vash. She still had her bag across her chest. She saw him look at her from the corner of her eye.
"What!?" she whispered in a pissed voice at him.
"Who are you!?"
"Danni. My name is Danni, Needle-Noggin." The man named Constance Rifle appeared on the cliff. Now was their time to run.
"We have to go, man, c'mon!"
She slipped out of her ropes as did Vash and they ran like hell.
'Millie and Meryl should be here soon.'
As she thought this they rode up on the Thomases and Danni watched as Vash grabbed the doughnuts from Meryl. They stopped.
"I'll give you $$10 to go and warn the town that Vash the Stampede is fighting up there."
'Oh boy. She's giving him $$10 to go warn the town that he's fighting himself up on the cliff!'
"I'll go," Danni said.
"You can't go alone!" Vash yelled at her. "You have no protection."
"So gimme a gun dork!"
"I .... ok fine."
He handed her a gun and went off with Millie and Meryl back up the mountain. Danni wandered down the mountain to the town and stood on a porch. She sighed.
'Alrighty here goes.'
"VASH THE STAMPEDE IS UP ON THE MOUNTAIN IF YOU WANNA LIVE RUN!!"
All hell broke out and Danni sat on the porch.
'That was easy. He should be back soon.'
The cliff fell crushing half the town. She watched. She saw Vash come back down.
"Here I didn't use it." She handed him his gun back.
"Thanks. Bye!"
"NO wait!"
"huh..." he turned around. "I...I ...don't have any where to gooo! I'm lost and I don't know where I am!! I need help!"
She was crying now clinging to his arm on her knees pulling him down with her. A huge sweat drop formed on the back of his head and he sighed.
"ALRIGHT STOP!! I'll let you come with me!"
"Yay!" She suddenly stopped crying and hugged him. He blushed and rubbed the back of his head.
"Yeah uh...Danni...can we...uh go now..."
"Oh yeah sure."
She straightened her bag and started walking.
"Where we going?" she asked after a minute.
"Oh I found this flyer when I was coming back here to get my gun."
He held up a piece of paper and Danni took it and read it.
'He wants a job! Oy.'
"So we're going to be body guards?" she asked him.
"Er...well I was..."
She sniffed. "What about me?"
"Er....can you shoot? It DID say ace gunman."
She sniffed again. "Can you teach me?"
He blushed for no apparent reason and laughed a little.
"Well I guess so ..."
"GOOD!"
She stopped and looked at him.
"Well?"
"NOW!?" "Yes now!...I need to know how to shoot to protect someone!"
He took out his gun and tossed it to her. She caught it. He looked at her funny.
"You caught it?"
"Yeah..."
He laughed.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MORON!?"
"Nothing, I just didn't think you would catch it."
"Oh really. Well I happen to play softball and I hit the guy in the head with the rock so there!" She yelled to him and started looking at the gun. He had totally ignored her and put a rock on top of a few others.
"Hit it."
"Hit what!? That itty bitty rock over there?"
"Yeah, why not."
"I can't hit that!"
"Sure you can."
She growled and held up the gun. She pointed it at the rock and sighed.
'I'm never gonna hit that thing.'
She aimed and shot. She fell backward form the recall and almost hit Vash with the shot who was standing 9 feet away form the rock.
"Er....well...HEY YOU TRIED TO HIT ME!!"
"NO I DIDN'T I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T SHOOT! "Ok fine."
He walked over to her and showed her how to hold it and the foot placement. He moved her all around until she looked like she knew what she was doing.
"OK now try. Be careful of the recall."
"Yeah I think I would remember that from now on." He stood farther back away form the rock this time. She aimed and shot. It not only hit the rock but split it in half.
"I DID IT I DID IT!!" She danced around. Vash grabbed her and took his gun back.
"Hey I want it!"
"No, you're already scaring me."
She picked up her bag and they started to walk again.
"Can I just hold it?"
"NO!"
"Can I see it?"
"NO!"
"Can I sniff it?"
"NO!! Now stop it!"
"Fine."
They walked in silence until they got to the mansion.
"I gather that we're here?" she looked up and asked him.
"Yeah."
He knocked on the door. A strange little man opened the door.
"Hello, we're here for the body guard position."
"Welcome, from now on you are known as Vash the stampede."
Vash looked over at Danni who shrugged.
"Er...who's the girl?" the strange man asked.
"This is.."
"My name is Danielle. But you can call me Danni. I'm a friends of Vash's and I'm also here for the body guard position." "But you're barely 16."
"I"M 18!!"
"Ok alright. My apologies. Come in."
They sat down on the couch and he started to tell them about why he needed a body guard.
'I know this one. I don't like him. He shoots at Vash! Ugh.'
He finished and Danni snapped out of it.
"May I see my room please?"
"Sure."
He lead them up to their rooms and went back down stairs. Danni was alone and really tired. She lay down on the bed and closed her eyes.... ______________________________________________________________________
yay its the end! so far ^_^ your in for it now, your hooked and u cant stop!!! ahh! ok so anyway. Don't forget to review. ^_^