Shawn: Hello Everyone and welcome to the very first episode of Adventures with the wwe crew!!

Thekidd02: Shawn!! That's my line!

Shawn: Well, wa wa too bad…

Thekidd02: What you say?!

Shawn: *scared* Nothing!

Thekidd02: Shawn I will take you out of my show! And kill you!

Shawn: Let's just move on… baby

Thekidd02: WHAT?! Ew! I think Jeff is hot not you!

Shawn: *pouts* AWWW… I'm hated.

Thekidd02: *hates when he pouts* here Shawn. Have aPixy Stick. *Gives Shawn a Pixie Stick*

Jeff: PIXY STIIIXXXXXX! *attacks Shawn*

Shawn: AHHHH! *falls to the floor* Alicia! Are you going to do something about Jeff beating me up for some damn Pixie Stix?!

Thekidd02: Nah… I'd rather watch you get beat up by Jeff. *Eats a pixie stick*

Jeff: Haha! You can't get it now!!! *Puts it up in the air*

Hunter: All of you are sooo immature!!! *Grabs the pixy stick from Jeff and gives it to Shawn.*

Shawn: Yay! *Doing the Happy dance*

Thekidd02: OMG. Shawn you looked so gay right now!

Shawn: Wanna see something gayer?!

Hunter: Say NO!

Thekidd02: I'm going to go with…*Sees Hunter* YES!

Hunter: Damn.

Shawn: *runs to Hunter and hugs him like a teddy bear and starts to kiss him*

Hunter: Hey! That's not part of the script!!!

Thekidd02: Oh yeah? Well I'll make it part of the script! *Gets a pen and writes it in* Now if you two would stop your love fest and scaring people away, we'll like to continue on…

Matt: *Runs into the room* OMG OMG OMG!!

Thekidd02: What the hell do you want Matt?!

Matt: I found Randy's Diary!!! *Sounds gay*

Jeff: *also sounds gay* OMG READ IT NOW!!!

Matt: Don't tell me what to do!!!

Thekidd02: Just someone fucking read it!! Here Hunter you read it! *Throws the diary at Hunter and it hits him in the head.*

Hunter: OW! You hit me in the head!!

Thekidd02: DUH! Now read before I hurt you again!

Hunter: Okay…

April 10, 2009

OMG DIARY! GUESS WHAT?! NOPE! YOU'RE WRONG! I'm going shopping with Jeff!!!

Thekidd02: wait. Jeff!!! You went shopping with Randy and you didn't invite me?! You Bitch! But you're still hot… So I won't do anything.

Jeff: Yay! My looks protect me!

Thekidd02: Yet. I won't do any thing yet… *laughs evilish*

Hunter: Continuing… *opens the diary again.*

And were going to buy stuff for Easter! Omg I can't wait! Hold on diary Candice is calling me… Damn girls! She took up my time to call Jeffy! Hopefully Alicia isn't jealous of my good looks… Damn WTF do girls want now a days?! Well, I gotta go diary because the devil just came in. Candice. Yupp diary. I know she's my girlfriend! Don't yell at me!! I'm mad at you diary. I know, gimme some time to thing about our secret relationship…I love you diary!

Xoxoxo: Randy Keith Orton

Thekidd02: JEFFY?! HE CALLS YOU JEFFY?! *Laughs*

Jeff: what?! It's special love…

Matt: Dude, he's cheating on you with Candice, and a diary! A non-breathing thing(s)!!

Jeff: So…*Slouches in his seat*

Thekidd02: Sit right Jeff! Wait. Me?! Being jealous of his GAY-MALE CHARMS!? *throws up on Shawn*

Shawn: Ew!!! GET IT OFF!! *Running*

Jeff: oh yeah Shawn, by the way, you have a giant spider on your head! *lying*

Shawn: AHHHH! *Screaming like a girl*

Matt: wow Shawn… We've never seen that side of you…

Thekidd02: Yes we have.

Matt: Weird…

Thekidd02: wow Hunter you have a weird DX crew…

Hunter: I know Alicia. I know. And I'll regret it forever.

Thekidd02: Aw it's okay… *Notices Shawn's still screaming running like crazy* Um okay that's all for now folks! We have to take care of some situations… NO Hunter! Put Spider-Pig down NOW! *Chasing Hunter*

Hunter: He's Not Spider-Pig, he's Harry Popper!

Thekidd02: *Still chasing him* Bye everyone! Hope you enjoyed it! Please read and review!

Jeff: Your courtesy counts… *Doing puppy dog face*

Thekidd02: Shut up…