Cordelia is crazy
Cordelia is a woman who is mad in love with Chrom, but Chrom is married to Sumia, which made Cordelia sad. Cordelia is married to Vaike, but Vaike is kinda annoying, and bakes pies like everyone else in the fucking army. Cordelia couldn't stand it anymore, and needed to find a way to fuck Chrom. Later she found out how.
At the bar with the army, everyone is drinking, except Gaius because he eats sweets instead. Cordelia is spying her eyes to find Chrom. She then found Chrom, and luckily, Sumia is not around. Cordelia approaches Chrom with a drink.
"HEY CHROM, WHAT'S UP MY HOMEY!?" said Cordelia.
"Cordelia, you alright?" Chrom asked. "You seem to act different than normal."
"I'M JUST HAPPIER THAN USUAL!" said Cordelia.
"You're not acting normal." said Chrom with concerns.
"I'M ABSOLUTLEY 9001% ACTING NORMAL!" said Cordelia "NOW HAVE THIS SUPER AWESOME DRINK AND FEEL AWESOME!"
"I don't know if I should trust you with that attitude." said Chrom with worries.
"COME ON, I PROMISE THAT IT TASTE GOOD!" said Cordelia.
Chrom decides to gamble and drink the drink that Cordelia offered. Suddenly Chrom felt different.
"I'M REALLY FEELING IT!" Yelled Chrom. Suddenly Chrom feel asleep.
"Perfect! Now Chrom is all mine!" said Cordelia. Cordelia took Chrom out of the bar, and nobody noticed.
The next morning, Chrom woke up to find himself naked in a bed with Cordelia, who is also naked.
"What the hell happened?" Chrom asked with anger.
"I fucked you!" said Cordelia.
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" Chrom asked with RAGE anger.
"Because that is your punishment for never realizing my love for you, asshole!" said Cordelia.
"I didn't even know you had feelings for me." said angry Chrom.
And then Sumia, Vaike, Robin, and Lucina walked into the room, and were mad to see what they witnessed.
"Chrom you cheating bastard!" said Sumia.
"How dare you fuck my waifu you fucking bastard!" said Vaike.
"Chrom, this is unacceptable!" said Robin.
"Father, you are a disgrace to all fathers!" said Lucina.
Chrom then said, "Wait, it's not what you thi..."
"NO EXCUSES, YOU FILTYH HUSBAND OF MINE!" said Sumia with RAGE!
Then Masahiro Sakurai appeared out of nowhere and said, "Chrom, because you cheated on your wife, you can no longer be part of the Smash 4 roster."
"You can't do that, I'm the main character!" said Chrom.
"Yes I can!" Sakurai then added Chrom to the DECOMFIRMED list, and showed it in front of Chrom's face.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Chrom.
"Instead, I will replace you with Robin!" Sakurai then added Robin to the CONFIRMED list.
"Sweet, I'm in Smash 4!" said Robin.
"Can I be in Smash 4 as well?" Lucina asked.
"Sure!" and so Sakurai added Lucina to the CONFIRMED list. And then everyone, but Chrom and Cordelia left the room.
"Why did I get the blame?" Chrom asked.
"Because you don't have boobs!" said Cordelia.
"Says someone with small boobs!" said Chrom. Cordelia then slaps Chrom in the face.
"DON'T EVER MAKE FUN OF MY TINY BOOBS!" said Cordelia.
Later, Cordelia and Chrom's illegitimate child, Chad Warden was born.
THE END