The Parody of the Rings
Part 1: The Fellowship of the Ring, Book I.
This is a parody of the entire Lord of the Rings triogy. If this works I might do one of the Hobbit. It will have parts from the movie and the book, because I have a hard time differentiating things from them in my mind. Please read, and I'll try to respond to reviews this time.
Prologue:
Sauron stalked out dressed in armor and wearing is ring of power. That pesky alliance of elves and men would be crushed, and he would win the war. Just those elves were really, really annoying.
"Hey! Mask face! Why aren't you invisible! Your fancy ring evidently does not work! Ha ha!"
"It has something to do with the fact that I made the ring and it is sort of part of me, and my life depends on it, so if I take it off I blow up. Did I just say that out loud? Ah-"
The King of Gondor jumped onto Sauron's back, cut off his ring hand, and tossed it to Elrond, who through it into Mount Doom along with Isildur, because "the blithering idiot can't add two and two, why trust him with a Ring of Power?" Unfortunately, like most blithering idiots, Isildur was a very good sports player, and caught the ring in midair as Sauron blew up and killed the King of Gondor. He then ran away, was shot to death in a river, and the series began.
Please review and tell me if you like it! No need to be nice.