"What are you doing"
"Hmm"
"I said, what are you doing"
"Nothing." "It doesn't look like nothing"
"It's nothing"
"And it certainly doesn't feel like nothing, either"
"Trust me"
"Why"
"Because it's me"
"All the more reason NOT to trust you"
"Just be still"
"Not until you tell me what you're doing"
"Nothing"
"It's not nothing"
"I'm not doing anything"
silence
"Ok, NOW what are you doing"
"What"
"You're doing something else now"
"I am not"
"Yes, you are! I can feel it"
"Oh shut up. I'm not doing anything"
"Liar"
"I am not"
"Stop it"
"Stop what"
"What you're doing"
"I'm not doing anything"
silence again
"Hey"
"Now what"
"You're doing it again"
"Doing what"
"That thing"
"What thing"
"That thing you've been doing for the past twenty minutes"
"How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not doing anything"
"Well there sure as hell isn't anyone here with us"
"I'm not doing anything"
silence
"Okay"
"What"
"Go ahead"
"Huh"
"Do what you were doing"
"I wasn't doing anything"
"Yes, you were"
"No, I wasn't"
a sigh
"Fine. Whatever"
silence for a moment, then a chuckle
"Oh hell. Now what"
"Nothing"
"Liar"
silence followed by a shout
"You play dirty"
"I know."

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