AUTHOR NOTE :
While i was reading Republic Commando novel, my brain did something really strange... And this is the result ! xD I did this just for fun, so, i hope this wil make you laught, even a little... And take note English isn't my first language, so it can content some grammatical mistakes, sorry ! ^^;
Fi-the-fabulous : Su'cuy vode !
Niner : it's a serious talk, Fi.
Fi-the-fabulous : Ho, come on ! Fun doesn't kill anyone, u know ?
Dar : Fi… What's the matter with your pseudo ? It's stupid…
Atin : dikut… Niner, tell us what you wanted talking about ?
Niner : Kal'buir want us to prepare an important mission.
Fi-the-fabulous : with Delta squad ? Bard'ika ? Etain ? Who ? Where ? When ? With Nulls-ARC maybe ?
Dar : can't you just wait ?!
Fi-the-fabulous : "wait" and "patience" aren't in my language, mir sheb !
Niner : udessi ! none will come with us.
Atin : as usually…
Fi-the-fabulous : poor Dar… You should miss Etain, don't you ?
Dar : not your business Fi…
Niner : I'm surrounded by idiots…
Fi-the-fabulous : but Sev and Scorch aren't here…
The killer : you stupid bastard will regret this !
Fi-the-fabulous : ?
Atin : who are you ?
Delta-bomb : your nightmare !
Niner : Scorch, Sev, get out !
Fi-the-fabulous : and it's MY pseudo who look weird ?! Look at Delta's !
Atin : Delta doesn't have honors, contrary to us !
The killer : it's not me who do THIS with a general !
Dar : what are you talking about ?
The killer : you know what I'm talking, Darman !
Dar : nope.
Delta-bomb : you are more stupid than I expected…
Fi-the-fabulous : I don't understand too !
The killer : you pseudo have to be change into "Fi-the-virgin" !
Niner : if you guys don't mind, we have SERIOUS things to talk about !
The killer : but IT'S serious !
Fi-the-fabulous : yes, I really want to know what they mean by "do THIS with a general" !
Atin : so much innocence…
Delta-bomb : well… you know when a boy and a girl really like each other's, they 'sleep' together…
Fi-the-fabulous : but you sleep with Sev sometimes, and his not a girl !
The killer : _
Darman : I understood… Sev, I'm gonna make you suffer !
Fi-the-fabulous : why ? is it about Etain ?
Darman : yes.
Mereel : whoa ! it's interesting, right Ord'ika ?
Null-but-not-stupid: yup ! So, Sev, you 'sleep' with Scorch ?
The killer : No ! Fi, shabuir….
Mereel : it's not a problem, you know, if you're… gay.
Delta-bomb : WE ARE NOT GAY ! We don't sleep together ! We just… well… You know, nights are cold…
The killer : yes… we… just warm up.
Null-but-not-stupid : Besany and I warm up to, and you know what I mean.
Mereel : Wait a minute ! Last night, Buir told me he have to ''warm up'' Vau…
Null-but-not-stupid : WHAT ?! Oo
Fi-the-fabulous : I understand nothing…
Bard'ika : you really freak me out !
Mereel : Bard'ika, it's not a talk for kids !
Bard'ika : I'm not a kid ! I'm older than you, Mer'ika !
Mereel : you have the innocence of a kid.
Bard'ika : nope ! I know a lot of thing that even you never heard ! Or see…
Mereel : really ? I would love to learn these things !
Niner : …
Dar : you understand what we are talking about, don't you, vod'ika ?
Niner : of course !
Null-but-not-stupid : wait, Buir did WHAT with Vau ?!
Atin : typical.
Dar : Atin, you are totally useless…
Kal'buir : happy to learn what you do with your free time.
Null-but-not-stupid : Buir ! I tried to stop them, but… Please, tell me it's not true ! That can't be true !
Love-Mird : Sev, Scorch… If I find you…
Fi-the-fabulous : "love Mird" ? Really ?
Kal'buir : Mereel, I didn't sayed I have to "warm up" Vau… I was saying I have to check out what Vau was doing, about the prisoner.
Null-but-not-stupid : I KNEW !
Mereel : isn't my fault, I was half sleeping !
Love-Mird : So Sev… What about your relationship with Scorch ?
The killer : There is no relationship !
Niner : I leave, and I'll find another squad !
Fi-the-fabulous : Okay, bye Niner !
Atin : I leave too, Lassema wait for me.
Bard'ika : for sleep ?
Fi-the-fabulous : I really want someone to sleep with…
Author note :Poor Fi, so lonely ! x) I was thinking about Corr... His life really suck ! He lost his arms, and Ordo "stole" his girlfriend... If he loved Besany, of course. But it seems like it was that.
I regret nothing. Even about the pseudo.