The weird Oyster song
by gred&forge®
a/n: Okay, this is a stupid song I learned at camp, so please don't take it seriously. It's weird, but it'll be ok, just please read and review, and I'll be forever grateful. Thanks!
~*~*~Oyster Song~*~*~
One day I ordered an oyster stew
Hermione sat in the Three Broomsticks, waiting for Ron and Harry, who had gone off to Zonko's.
Alone, TEE-HEE! alone
She sat there alone, watching people coming and leaving.
And one little oyster came into view
She saw Ginny come in, but she was crying
Alone, TEE-HEE! alone
"What's wrong?" She winked at me, and she blinked at me,
"Well, Errol just died. After bringing me this letter."
'I've been in many a-stews' said she "And, well, the letter isn't good news. A carpet, it, it..."
'But don't tell the chef that you saw me "It attacked Dad, while he was on Ministry business"
Alone, TEE-HEE! alone
"I'm so sorry," Hermione said as she pulled Ginny into a hug.
"It's okay," Ginny whispered back.
"Gotcha!" Ginny yelled.
"Ooookay, did you have one too many butterbeers?"
"Yuppers."
"Figures."
A/N: Okay, so the song didn't go with the story, but oh wells.
Disclaimer: Hermione, Ginny, Ron, Harry, Errol, the Ministry, and 'Dad' belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.