Beavis and Butthead Visit Jurassic Park
By Shadowgate
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Sargent Buzzcut was up at the blackboard and told everyone to be quiet.
"Today Beavis and Butthead are both getting scholarships."
The class booed.
Beavis said "hey why don't you kiss our asses?"
Butthead laughed and said "classmates suck!"
Sargent Buzzcut went on to say "they will be flown to a special island where there's a university for them to attend."
Beavis and Butthead continued to laugh. The class was annoyed. Sargent Buzzcut yelled "EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION!" HE went on to say "there will be a man in the gym who will drive you to the airport."
Beavis asked "why a man? Why not a hot chick?"
Sargent Buzzcut told Beavis to shut his mouth and he went on to say "I have your tickets as well as your two scholarships. The university will provide you with free meals, room, and showers."
Beavis and Butthead were excited and they went up to get their stuff. They headed down to the gym.
After they left the class Sargent Buzzcut and the class cheered. Sargent Buzzcut said "oh if only I can get my ex-girlfriends to disappear that easily."
When Beavis and Butthead got down to the gym they saw a man in a Megadeth t-shirt who asked them "are you Beavis and Butthead?"
Beavis replied "I'm Beavis and he's the big dipshit."
Butthead got mad and smacked Beavis. After that the man said "okay come on you two I'm taking both of you to the airport." When the man led Beavis and Butthead out to his car both boys were surprised at how fancy it looked.
They got in the man's car and were driven to the airport.
An hour after arriving at the airport they got in their plane.
Beavis asked "Butthead what's the name of this university?"
Butthead replied "it's called Bitch University and it was named after your mother."
Beavis told Butthead to "shut the fuck up" and the plane took off.
To Be Continued