"Hello sir! How may I help you?" Said the odd snakey man at the exchange counter. Sasuke observed the man wearing a blue vest with a name tag saying..."Hi my name is... Orochimaru!"
"Hn. I'd like to exchange this." Said the youngest Uchiha boy showing no concern to the man staring at him with his mouth wide. Sasuke handed over an orange bat.
"Well I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions ! You know to know why...you are exchanging it."
"Hn."
"How many times did you use this bat?"
"Once."
"Is there any particular reason you want to exchange it?"
"Wrong color."
"What color do you like?"
"Black."
"So how old are you hot stuff?"
"16. How is th-"
"Shhhhh! It's my turn to speak! So boxers or briefs?"
"Again how?"
"Answer the question!"
"Boxers."
The snakey man turned behind the counter with a smirk..."Perfect..."
"Excuse me about the bat!" Yelled a very annoyed Uchiha.
"Yes. I'll have to ask you a few more questions first. Do you like vans?"
"Is it white? And windowless?"
"Yes."
"And is there candy?"
"Yes... And a little doggie."
"Can I have my bat back please?" Said the Uchiha
"Sure! So do you wanna go for a ri-"
*BANG!
And that was how Orochimaru really died...