Oh my gosh, I've had this idea for sooo long but I seriously wasn't sure on whether to draw it as a comic or type it as a fanfic.
So I decided to do both :P (Of course the comic will take longer to upload)
"ALL SMASHERS REPORT TO THE CAFETERIA!"
Pit wandered through the seats for a while, looking for one of his friends when he finally spotted him in the second row.
"Hey, Red!" he walked over to Red and sat by him.
"'Sup!" Red simply said.
"'Sup'?" Pit questioned and laughed a bit.
"Oh shut up, I'm trying something different..." Red grumbled and blushed a bit from embarrassment.
"Sure, why not!" Pit laughed.
"Aargh! Stop teasing me about it!" Red covered his face with his hands. Note: Don't say 'Sup!'
"Is Red turning red again?" Samus asked, sitting in the third row and using the back of their chairs as arm rests.
"Agh! Stop it!" Red put his hands down and yelled at the siblings.
"He's Red!" Pit laughed.
"And red!" Samus smirked.
"Stop doing puns with my name!" Red yelled.
"I wonder what Master Hand wants, he doesn't yell in the speaker like that, must be pretty serious," Marth said.
"What's the points in yelling in a speaker if it already makes your voice louder," Ike murmured while biting his fried chicken.
"Where did you even get that?" Marth sweated.
"ATTENTION EVERYONE!"
All the smashers stopped talking and turned their attention to Master Hand.
"It has come to my attention that things have been getting a little crazy," Master H. said. "Some believe that just because we battle on stage means we can battle and destroy the mansion."
"For example, last week, a certain queen accidentally blew up half of the mansion with her right-B move."
"Ganondorf did it!" Zelda quickly exclaimed.
"Hey!" Ganondorf yelled, a few rows away from Zelda.
"So you're saying, you don't have the budget to keep repairing the mansion and the insurance doesn't cover it either," Sonic simply said.
"Well- no but-" Master H. sighed, "Yes, that's true, I'm also trying to say that just because you get to battle with magic and weapons and explosives doesn't mean you can destroy everything and everyone."
"Pika pi?" Pikachu raised his tiny arm to speak.
"Yes, that includes pokemon moves too," Master H. answered. "The reason why we are all gathered here is because I want to teach you guys a lesson-"
The kids (Ness, Lucas, Popo, Nana, Toon Link) sprinted for the door.
"Guys! I'm not grounding you guys! Now get back to your seats!" Master H. yelled while the kids paused and walked back to their seats. If he had a face, he would have face-palm.
"I have decided that we're going to a world where you are not to go around freely punching people," Master H. said while most of the smashers groaned.
"That is right, we are going to the human wor-!"
Suddenly, the floor started shaking.
"CRAZY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"Duh! Getting the transporter going!"
"THEN WHY IS THE MANSION SHAKING?!"
"Well, we are transporting the smashers right?"
"YES! BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THE MANSION IS SHA-"
The floor disappeared along with the chairs and next thing they knew, they were falling down the sky.