Peyton was going to war.

The enemy are dozens, maybe even hundreds of blood sucking demons that have become his worse enemy.

Many have been to battle with these demons before. Some won, others lost. Peyton was deterred not to become one of those poor losers.

He would not lose because he knew if he did lose then it would not just be him who suffers, but also one of his best friends.

From what he was able to research about the enemy is that chemical warfare was the way to victory. So he stuck up on every poison and chemical that he could legally get. After he got all that he thought he needed, he went to war on the filthy blood suckers.

"All right you gross, annoying basters! All of you are going to die today!" Peyton declared, picking up two spray cans of flea poison and then began spraying around the house.

After he sprayed every inch of the house, he went to look for his cat, mister Fluffy Pants.

Peyton found Fluffy Pants chilling in the living room.

"Come him buddy." Peyton said as he lifted the orange and white cat up into his arms. "Now remember I'm doing this because I love you and it will be just as painful for me as it will be for you."

Mister Fluffy Pants meowed back.

"Sweet meows won't get you out of this." Peyton said, formally. He carried Fluffy Pants to the bath room and closed the door behind him.

Thirty minutes later, Fluffy Pants was soaked with water and Peyton had so many scratches that he looked like he went walking through a hundred rose bushes.

Fluffy Pants kept meowing in outrage while Peyton used a blue towel to dry him.

"Come on little buddy, hold still. I'm almost done." Peyton said in soothing tones. Once he was done drying Fluffy Pants, Peyton grabbed a new flea collar and put it on him. "There all done! Now if any more get on you the collar should kill them."

Mister Fluffy Pants looked up at Peyton then loudly sneezed.

"Gazuntite."

Notes: Wrote these because my cat has fleas and I've been trying everything to kill them. I even tried giving her a bath, twice. Not a fun thing to do.

Thanks for reading and have a Happy New Years!