Harry Potter and Stupid Stuff–The Journal
Comments:
Hr/R is so going to happen
Voldemortawesome
Sims2 is cool!
Boohoo... Dumbledore dead
Snape is idiot
H/HR is inevitable-Sinsationator
H/Hr NEVER!-Allianator
Tigger-Elite
Allianator: Hello and welcome to my notebook. If you are reading this, you are probably me, Alli Harpen. But if you are not me... you will be severely punished for reading this without my permission. (Unless, of course, you have my permission. In that case, keep reading and bear in mind that these threats are not pointed towards you:)
Where was I? O yea. How dare you invade my privacy! You are such an evil person! (Not as evil as U-No-Poo though, nobody's as evil as that). If you are still reading this, person-who's-not-supposed-to-still-be-reading-this, you will die in 7 days! Haha, scared you there, didn't I?
Ok, you caught me. Nothing's going to happen to you. I really don't care if you keep reading. You'll probably put the book down, anyway, because of my constant Harry Potter ramblings. You'll probably give it back to me with raised eyebrows. Your face will say, "You're an idiot," to me. Then, you'll voice your face and say, "You're an idiot". Sinsationator: and then Alli will say, "No, you're the idiot!" in a monotone voice.
Allianator: Now, I know you might think this whole thing is worthless... not even a fanfiction book, right? BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG! This is, in real life, a composition notebook PACKED with Harry Potter fan fictions of all different genres. Right now, all you're doing is reading the introduction. And yesI admit, it is a bit stuupid, as the british would say. But, that's not my point. My point is that you should definitely keep reading, cause me and my best friend Sinsationator will have you twitching involuntarily on the ground, where you will have been laughing for the past half hour.
Oh, and also... beware of the other people that might sneak in. This includes The Elite... our friend Elise. And also, a girl named Steph might pop in sometimes too. They like Harry Potter as much as we do, if not a bit less. And they would like to feel included in our "stories".
So have fun reading people! And remember! Only you can change the future!