One day, little bill the midget
bastard walks up to the screen (for the intro to this story and says) "hi
friend...EEEE HEHEYGEYHGEWTH" So little prick and his mommy were at the
mall, "MOMMY I want the captain BlAsTo game!!!" "No little bill,
we are -$99999999999.99 short, plus we don't have the game counsel" Little
bill starts wailing."BUT MOMMY I WANT THE FUCKING FRICKIN CAPTIAN BLAST-
ASS VIDEO GAME SHITT!!!" "No little bill."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" so little bill went home with his snotty mommy
following him, he went to his room, took his bat and repeatedly whacked his bed
with it. "WAAAA!!! Now every one is going to follow me into my room and
laugh at me cause I'm a PEANUT HEAD!!! AHHHH!!!!!" And, well...allot of
random people did. His orange haired friend (I don't know the bastards name)
says, "look little bill, I got the video game, oops! I got only 1
controller, SO U CANT PLAY! AHHHHAHAHDFGHS!" Then Santa clause comes and
says "Ho ho ho, merry Christmas little bill, nothing for you u little
terd, except lumps of shitn' coal! HOHOHOHO!" "WHAAAAAHHHH!!!"
said little bill. Then Hitler comes along and says "AAAA HAHADHSGVJ!! A
FARRKIN Prick can't play his wittle video game hahahaha! No game for u FUCKING
Schweindhund!" "WHAAAAAA!" the dwarf wailed, "Mommy! U
bitch! Stop them WAAAAAAA!" "No little bill, Shut Ur ASS up and let
every1 make fun of u!!!!!!" So then Big Bird comes along and says
"Ohh a fucking shit!!!! I'll peck his pidly ass!" Then spud the
scarecrow from bob the builder comes and says, "MMMMMMM, I like eggs! ammm
num num num num num num!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
goes the midget! Then God comes and says, "Hmmmm, I know I'm a good guy
and all, so lets throw his moder fucker ass in hell" YAYYYY!!!! So they did
and every one was happy again. THE END.