Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal alchemist

Me: this is inspired by The confusion's Teen Titans Mailbox

Alphonse: Hello I'm Alphonse Elric and I'm with my friends and enemies Edward.

Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN RIDE A GRASSHOPPER YOU JERK!

Alphonse: Winry

Winry: Do you like automail?

Alphonse: Roy Mustang

Roy: MINISKIRTS!

Alphonse: Riza Hawkeye

Hawkeye: *cocks gun*

Alphonse: Maes Hughes

Hughes: Do you want a picture of my daughter. *gives you a picture of his daughter* *starts rambling on about how adorable his daughter is*

Alphonse: *sweat drop* Gluttony

Gluttony: Can I eat you?

Alphonse: And Scar

Scar: *stares at his arm tattoo*

Alphonse: next to scar is Lust.

Lust: Hello boys

Alphonse: after Lust is Pride

Pride: *raises shadows*

Alphonse: *shivers* After Pride is wrath

Wrath: *takes of eyepatch*

Alphonse: After Wrath is anime Wrath

Wrath: Mommy!

Alphonse After wrath is anime sloth.

Sloth: Hush now wrath.

Alphonse: after sloth is the other sloth.

Sloth: such a pain.

Alphonse: after sloth is envy.

Envy: *transforms into you* I am not Envy I am *insert your name here*

Alphonse: okay….. urr next to envy is….. Mom

'Trisha': sorry Kid got ya. *transforms back into envy*

Alphonse: You jerk *starts to beat up envy*

Alphonse *catching his breath*

Alphonse: we are all here so you can ask us questions by reviewing please keep it G rated. Also you can ask anyone from the show.

Me: you can also ask them truth or dares

Fma cast: WHAT you never said that!

Me: well this will be interesting

Fma cast: *turns into an old fashion angry mob*

Me: go to fun bye *Runs away*