Author's Note: I got bored, Decided Horror/Humor would be fun too do. So
here It is.
Cody: Hey Give that back! *Cody lunges at Krueger*
Freddy: Hey bitch! It's my banana I saw it first! *Turns to run away*
Cody: I don't care I had it in my hands first!
*Suddenly Michael walks in and takes the banana and eats it*
Both: YOU BASTERD! *Cody with his Glove (the one from the fic he's in) and
Krueger with his Glove both jump on Michael and cut him to bits*
Cody: Well that was almost as fun as boinking your niece.
Freddy: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!
Cody: Why? You keep bragging about boinking Mrs.Voorhees in hell.
Freddy: Mrs.Voorhees is hot that's why! My niece is not!
Cody: She's a teenager isn't she? I thought you liked teenagers Krueger. Oh
I mean Mo- Lester
Freddy: Shut your mouth kid. *Cody's about to wise off when Jason walks in*
Jason: *silence*
Cody: Hey there J-Man.
Jason: *Silence*
Freddy: Yeah right like this retard is ever going to say anything! He's
dumber then a box of rocks! *Freddy makes a quiz show appear around them
and Jason much to his confusion is standing at a podium with a score of
Zero next to his name and a box of rocks is on a podium next tohim with a 5
next to its name.*
Freddy: *laughs*
Cody: Oh your hilarious Freddy, Almost as funny as this! *Cody waves his
hand and freddy is dressed in a pink tu-tu, Suddenly Jason bursts out
laughing and falls on the floor rolling around holding his stomach(or
what's left of it).
Freddy: Gah! YOU BASTERD GET ME OUTTA THIS THING! *Freddy starts to tear
and shred the pink Tu-Tu and destroys it eventually leaving him in pink
panties causing Cody to fall to the floor laughing Hysterically. Suddenly
Hannibal Lecter walks in.
HL: Krueger You Sir have some serious Issues. *Krueger pouts and eventually
uses his powers to get his old clothing back.*
Freddy: Your one too talk, atleast I don't munch on my victims.
Hannibal: No, but atleast I don't listen to micheal Jackson!*All of them in
the room gasp Jason micheal (who has gotten up now) and Cody*
Cody: You freak!
Jason: (And I thought I was weird)
Michael: (Dude, I only want to boink my sister)
Freddy: It's not true! I don't listen to Michael Jackson I don't!
Hannibal: Oh really, then why did I find this letter in the mail box!
*Pulls out a letter and begins to read*
Dear Michael,
I love the way to shake your pelvis. It makes me feel all warm inside
and your song thriller chills me too the bones. You like little boys, I
like little girls, we have a lot in common you and I. I think we should be
friends.
Your Greatest Friend,
Francias Krueger
*Everyone bursts out laughing even Hannibal*
Cody: Your name is Francais!
Freddy:.its my birth name
Jason: (Dude you're a girl!)
Michael: (What a Fu***ng Pussy!)
Freddy: Shut up!
Cody: Why what are you gonna do Francais? Go tell your mommy!
Jason: (Mommy?)
Michael : (You lunkhead.)
Cody: Well I'll be going guys, Sorry I didn't bring Katina Jason but I did
catch you starring at her ass last time we were and that is my ass! Not
yours!
Jason: (Damn .)
Michael: (See you Cody, See you Francais)
Freddy: Shut up..come on fat ass lets get outta her *Freddy Vanishes in a
puff of red and green*
Cody: Yeah Yeah Yeah, ya over done French fry *Cody poofs out in a puff of
black*
Hannibal: Oh Disclaimer.He owns none of us - We own him - I wish we owned
Katina but we don't
Jason: Yeah she's got a nice ass
Michael: If she were my sister I'd boink her
Hannibal: Dude if Mae Young were your sister you'd boink her
*Jason Shutters as the scene fades away*
here It is.
Cody: Hey Give that back! *Cody lunges at Krueger*
Freddy: Hey bitch! It's my banana I saw it first! *Turns to run away*
Cody: I don't care I had it in my hands first!
*Suddenly Michael walks in and takes the banana and eats it*
Both: YOU BASTERD! *Cody with his Glove (the one from the fic he's in) and
Krueger with his Glove both jump on Michael and cut him to bits*
Cody: Well that was almost as fun as boinking your niece.
Freddy: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!
Cody: Why? You keep bragging about boinking Mrs.Voorhees in hell.
Freddy: Mrs.Voorhees is hot that's why! My niece is not!
Cody: She's a teenager isn't she? I thought you liked teenagers Krueger. Oh
I mean Mo- Lester
Freddy: Shut your mouth kid. *Cody's about to wise off when Jason walks in*
Jason: *silence*
Cody: Hey there J-Man.
Jason: *Silence*
Freddy: Yeah right like this retard is ever going to say anything! He's
dumber then a box of rocks! *Freddy makes a quiz show appear around them
and Jason much to his confusion is standing at a podium with a score of
Zero next to his name and a box of rocks is on a podium next tohim with a 5
next to its name.*
Freddy: *laughs*
Cody: Oh your hilarious Freddy, Almost as funny as this! *Cody waves his
hand and freddy is dressed in a pink tu-tu, Suddenly Jason bursts out
laughing and falls on the floor rolling around holding his stomach(or
what's left of it).
Freddy: Gah! YOU BASTERD GET ME OUTTA THIS THING! *Freddy starts to tear
and shred the pink Tu-Tu and destroys it eventually leaving him in pink
panties causing Cody to fall to the floor laughing Hysterically. Suddenly
Hannibal Lecter walks in.
HL: Krueger You Sir have some serious Issues. *Krueger pouts and eventually
uses his powers to get his old clothing back.*
Freddy: Your one too talk, atleast I don't munch on my victims.
Hannibal: No, but atleast I don't listen to micheal Jackson!*All of them in
the room gasp Jason micheal (who has gotten up now) and Cody*
Cody: You freak!
Jason: (And I thought I was weird)
Michael: (Dude, I only want to boink my sister)
Freddy: It's not true! I don't listen to Michael Jackson I don't!
Hannibal: Oh really, then why did I find this letter in the mail box!
*Pulls out a letter and begins to read*
Dear Michael,
I love the way to shake your pelvis. It makes me feel all warm inside
and your song thriller chills me too the bones. You like little boys, I
like little girls, we have a lot in common you and I. I think we should be
friends.
Your Greatest Friend,
Francias Krueger
*Everyone bursts out laughing even Hannibal*
Cody: Your name is Francais!
Freddy:.its my birth name
Jason: (Dude you're a girl!)
Michael: (What a Fu***ng Pussy!)
Freddy: Shut up!
Cody: Why what are you gonna do Francais? Go tell your mommy!
Jason: (Mommy?)
Michael : (You lunkhead.)
Cody: Well I'll be going guys, Sorry I didn't bring Katina Jason but I did
catch you starring at her ass last time we were and that is my ass! Not
yours!
Jason: (Damn .)
Michael: (See you Cody, See you Francais)
Freddy: Shut up..come on fat ass lets get outta her *Freddy Vanishes in a
puff of red and green*
Cody: Yeah Yeah Yeah, ya over done French fry *Cody poofs out in a puff of
black*
Hannibal: Oh Disclaimer.He owns none of us - We own him - I wish we owned
Katina but we don't
Jason: Yeah she's got a nice ass
Michael: If she were my sister I'd boink her
Hannibal: Dude if Mae Young were your sister you'd boink her
*Jason Shutters as the scene fades away*