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This work of fiction may contain a heavy amount of gore, if you get offended at one point in the story, feel free to stop reading it. You have been warned...
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It was seemingly another boring at Springfield Elementary, all the students were outside playing in the school playground for recess and Principal Skinner was on recess duty monitoring the playground for any 'would be' troublemakers. There was one, in particular, he was keeping an eye out for, and it would be none other than 10-year old Bart Simpson. The Simpson kid had long been a pain in the ass for Skinner, often misbehaving at school and pulling off pranks. But today, Skinner had plans of his own practical joke, one that would rid the school of the class clown that was Bart Simpson. Skinner had been planning this for months after Bart pulled off an incredible prank during a school assembly where he hid buckets of slime at the top of the auditorium room and let them rip while Skinner was on stage. This was the last straw for Seymour Skinner as he was determined at that point to rid the school of Bart Simpson, but he had not told anyone of his plans. You see, Skinner had a secret room built for him within the school by the Springfield Mafia which was designed to torture and kill any victim he desires. So far, he had already killed one victim in there.
"I sure hope Bart misbehaves on the playground, as I can't wait to put my cunning plan into action!" Skinner said to himself.
Then right on cue, Bart yelled at him "Hey Principal 'Big Butt' Skinner! Look at what I can do…" and proceeded to make farting noises with his armpits.
"Simpson, if you don't knock it off right now, you'll receive a trip to the detention room!" Skinner said, hoping Bart kept it up with his immature behavior. Bart ran over to Seymour Skinner, then kicked him right up the rear end. "He shoots, he scores!" The ten-year-old prankster said as he kicked Skinner's ass. This would, in turn, be a fatal mistake for Bart as after Skinner recovered from the surge of pain he received from the ass-kicking, he would grab hold of Bart by his leg and hold onto it tightly.
"You, young sir, have made a massive mistake." He said as he began to storm off into the school building while keeping a tight grip on Bart. "Ohhhh, Skinner is going to discipline me with detention!" Bart said as the two passed the detention room.
"Uh Skinner, you passed the detention room..." Bart said worriedly. "It's not the detention room we're heading to." Skinner said in an enraged tone.
"Then where are we heading to?" Bart questioned. Skinner just ignored him and went into his office and grabbed a key from one of the drawers and immediately rushed out of the office still keeping a firm grip on Bart Simpson.