In the wake of the fourth shinobi world war, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha became two halfs of a single god. After the receiving the held of the sage of the six paths they were both one but at the same time seperate. They had to coexist for they were like the sun and the moon. Never seeing eye to eye but accepting the views of the other. Just like yin and yang they both seeked stability. For without one another they would explode and destroy everything in existence.

"With Tsunade in Konoha's hospital, two months after the war"

Naruto and Sasuke were in the examination room with Tsunade, ready to receive their evaluations. Tsunade pulled a long scroll out of her Haori and started her evaluation.

"Both of you have received the same physical evaluation to a certain degree. Your cells multiply at the same rate and quality, effectively meaning that you are immortals."

"..."

"Baachan, do you mean we are like Hidan-style and shit?"

"Hn.."

"No, you are Orochimaru's ultimate dream" she sighed. This development couldn't be good.

"How do you mean that, Tsunade-sama? " said the Uchiha.

"I mean that no matter what you do, unless someone cuts your head of you won't die. Actually at the rate that your cells are regenerating, I think that you would even survive that."

"So... I can eat Ramen all day, everyday, for the rest of eternity?" Naruto's eyes sparkled and the other three occupants of the room face vaulted on the floor.

"Sigh.. Dobe would you pay attention for once? You know they won't let us allign with any village because of this, right?" said the raven haired teen.

"Why not?" asked Naruto.

"Well for one, because of the power difference. Madara could fight all of the Shinobi alliance 1vs5, and we at this point could stomp him, one on one on his best day with all the bijuu shoved up his ass" he retorted. "What the hell teme, don't worry.. We'll wing it, somehow"

"The Gokage meeting will take place in two days time, I will have to report that. It might lead to a war if they find out."

"Hn"/ "Offcourse Baachan!" came the synchronized response.

"Teme, I wonder what would happen if you ever gave a full sentence for a response"

"Hn" the Uchiha promply left.

"Nee, Baachan.. Did... Did he just .. crack a joke?" Naruto was sweating bullets. Sasuke and jokes shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.

Tsunade broke into laughter.

"Two days later, Gokage meeting"

After a long and heated discussion, Tsunade and Gaara were outnumbered and defeated.

"Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze and Sasuke Uchiha! We are sorry to come to this point but your power is threatening the new peace. Even though immortals, you would tip the scales to Konoha's or any other countrie's favor quite a bit. I don't even want to know what would happen if you ever got an apprentice either" said the Tsuchikage while trying to maintain his composure. The two teens were gazing at him with a bored expression.

Naruto promptly sighed and pulled a hundred ryo bill from his pocked and passed it two Sasuke who snickered and pushed the note in his pocket.

"I hate it when the teme is right... You guys are bastards..."

"Dobe, I told you, you would never become Hokage. Ahahaha. You were too much of a dead weight back when we were kids and now you are too good to become a Hokage, Oh god the irony of it all"

Sasuke continued with his goading and cackling while Naruto was glaring bloody murder at him.

The Kages facevaulted again.

"Fine! Anyway. Sasuke Uchiha and I have decided to leave the Elemental nations." He walked up to the Kage and created five clones, each clone walked up to the respective Kage and did a couple of hand seals then promptly touched each Kage's shoulder. "I have a seal to each of you. You can call us if you are ever in danger."

Naruto stood up and looked at Sasuke. " Do it teme "

"Hn"

Sasuke closed his left eye where his Sharinnengan resided and focused, his hands holding in a ram seal.

Susanoo jumped around him. The tri-headed susanoo pushed each palm to another ready to prepare hand seals. At the same time Naruto's battle avatar sprung to life around him and did the same.

"Collaboration Ninshu: Yomotsu Hirasaka!" they muttered at the same time and a rift in space opened in front of them. They waved their hands and walked inside of it, literally expressing their 'fuck you' to this world and went to another, but before Naruto jumped in he turned around and looked the Kage's dead in eye "We will be back so behave" he did they two fingered eye to eye thing expressing a silent 'I will be looking at you' and left.

"You know, I always believed in the Gaki but he was always soo uncool and had no tact. That was the first 'cool' thing I have seen him do. As for you fuckers, I need to know where the hell I'll be getting my Mt. Myoboku sake from now on!" screamed Tsunade and the other Kages sweatdropped.

"Couple of hundred years later in a dimension far far away"

Naruto and Sasuke jumped out of the dimensional pit in a room full of people. That didn't stop their bickering though.

"... Soo you decided too just destroy the planet?"

"sigh... Dobe! That freezer freak said it would be destroyed anyway so what's the deal huh?"

"There were people leaving there! I mean sure green people with antenae and shit but people never the less!"

"Shut the hell up ! They were spewing eggs and shit.!" "Teme! That was on that other planet with the freaks spewing their kids out of their mouths and shit!"

"Really?"

"Really.." Noded the blonde kid sagely.

"Oh... oops?"

"Fuck you teme! You did it on purpose!"

The group of people in front of them sweatdropped.

"Who the hell are you two maggots! Don't interfere with my bussiness, I am Riser Phenex, you fools!" screamed the man. At this point the two immortals realized they had company. Naruto turned his head and saw the most beautifull woman he had ever laid eyes upon. Incidentally she looked like his mother. Naruto was secretely a mama's boy after all, even if he only met her in his head for five minutes of screen time.

He shunshined right in front of her.

"Hello there ! I am Naruto, I am a couple of centuries old, I like Ramen and I hate the three minutes it takes to warm it up and also planet destroying temes's! Will you marry me?"

Riser moved in front of him, fire on his fist blazing. Before he could respond he got a truthseeking ball up his ass and died.

"EEEEEEH?"

A.N Wrote this for fun, it's supposed to be a one shot but I might do something with it if you guys find it interesting! Good Day :D