THE PERFECT DISGUISE

CHAPTER ONE

In the air, above LazyTown, Sportacus' airship hovered in the blue sky. Inside, Sportacus got mail. He unfurled the letter, and read it aloud to himself.

"Dear Sportacus,
Here's some pictures for your airship.
Love,
Stephanie"

He smiled and looked at the pictures. One was of all kids grouped together in soccer uniforms from that time they beat Robbie's robot. The other was of Sportacus and Stephanie together, holding onto each other after their Bing-Bang dance.
"This" he said to himself, "is the greatest gift ever."

Stephanie was playing by herself, dribbling a basketball and trying to shoot it into the basket. Robbie watched her with disgust through his evil-eye periscope.
"That little pink brat," he growled to himself. "All she ever does is dance..." He mocked her dance. "...Play..." He mocked baseball, golf, and basketball. "...And sing." He made a winy noise and sighed in disgust.
"She's Sportacus' partner in crime..." he thought out loud to himself. "When she came, he came"
The gears in his head shifted. "Maybe... she can get him to leave... But how"
He looked at the tubes the held his various disguises. The one in the middle was empty, and he knew this job would require the perfect disguise.
For now, he looked at the ones he already had. He liked the yoga instructor's costume. With one hand, Robbie swiped across the piano, and he pulled the lever. When he stopped spinning, Robbie went to the closet and looked through lots of junk that he threw behind him. Hammers, hockey sticks, skiis, swords, a banana, and other junk was thrown back till he found his shovel. Like a pirate, he put the handle in his mouth and climbed up his ladder and out of his lair. Near the basket ball court, he shoveled into the ground.
"This... spot," Robbie panted to himself, "leads... to... my lair..." He kept digging, till he reached the top of his tube in his underground lair, resting his feet on the metal edging. "Excellent!" He said. Robbie climed out of the hole. Nobody noticed him... "Excellent" he said to himself again.
Then, out of nowhere, he plled out a pile of wood and nails and withing seconds, made stand that said "Free Yoga Lessons" behind the hole. On the hole, he put down a blue mat and wated for Stephanie to notice him. He back was turned away from him. She kept tossing the ball through the hoop, catching it, at tossing it back in. Robbie cleared his throat, and she didn't notice... He did it again and still no affect. Then, he coughed out "HEY PINKY!" and she turned. With a big grin, he waved to her and she skipped over, just a few steps away from the mat.
"Hi!" Robbie said.
"Hello," Stephanie said to Robbie. There was a slight pause.
"Do you want some yoga lessons?" Robbie asked. Stephanie looked as far as she could from side to side without moving her head.
"Maybe"
"They're free lessons," Robbie said, fluttering his eyelashes. Stephanie still held onto her basketball. "Just, step on the mat"
"Okay," Stephanie said. She put down her basketball, and stepped onto the mat. At that moment, she fell through the hole, into the tube, and into Robbie's clutches...