Las Respuestas Científico

by Hayasaka.Shion

I, Szayel Aporro Granz, will deign to look upon a puny specimen such as yourself and answer your questions so that your feeble brains will make enough sense of them. Oh and if you can, would you mind bringing a mallet?

1. Letter of Invitation

Dear specimen,

I hope you will willingly submit yourself to my exalted experiments. I would love to tear you apart and- ahem. I write to tell you that I will be answering your feeble attempts at questions. Please leave those in a review. Anything goes, from M-rated to K-rated. Oh, and by the way, the M-rated words will have asterisks in them, as I answer in T-rated words.

Specimencerely,

Granz.

PS: I'd appreciate it if you preserved this letter. It's written in a special-edition Barbie-style ink.