Hey, this is the first in a random thing that I'm going to be posting.
I will act as characters on Cleverbot from Hetalia and see if anyone gets and references or anything
Anyhow, here I go!
It's Italy, Doitsu's out right now and Nihon is busy so I found this thing called Cleverbot and decided to chat on it to pass time~!
Italy: Hi Ve~.
CB: Hohoho.
Italy: Big Brother France, is that you?
CB: I'm big brother.
Italy: Yay~ Big brother France, how are you?
CB: I'm not very good.
Italy: Aw, why ve~?
CB: Because that's not my name.
Italy: Eh, if you're not big brother France then who are you?
CB: I'm human.
Italy: Really? I'm a country~:D.
CB: Good for you.
Italy: Ne Ne, do you know where Doitsu is? I can't find him...
CB: Yes.
Italy: Where is he? :D.
CB: I'm in my house, chatting with you.
Italy: Really? Hi Doitsu~:D.
CB: Alright I bet you 100$ you don't own a kill-mobile.
Italy: I don't, why would I have that ve~?
CB: Because you like it.
Italy: No! I like Pasta~.
CB: Okay so do you watn me to leave because you like pasta?
Italy: No, no! We can eat pasta together!
CB: What can we make together?
Italy: Pasta~.
CB: I feel like pancakes.
Italy: Oh, is this Mattie ve~? :D.
CB: No.
Italy: Oh, is it Alfred~?
CB: No it is donna.
Italy: Eh, I've never met you before~ Nice to meet you~!
CB: Would you like to have met you before so how do he or she know?
Italy: Eh?
CB: Why would you talk to me?
Italy: Why wouldn't I? We can all be friends and eat pasta together~:D.
CB: Yes, people can be friends without a physical relationship.
Italy: Huh? But why? I like giving hugs~.
CB: Do you have a girlfriend?
Italy: No I don't... Ah Doitsu will get mad if I stay on too long...!
CB: Because you have vast tracts of land.
Italy: Not really, I'm a small country actually~.
CB: Why?
Italy: I don't know... I was supposed to become the Roman Empire with Holy Rome but he died...
CB: Maybe she is caught in traffic.
Italy: Holy Rome isn't a she, and he died in war!...I miss Holy Rome...;-;.
CB: You just said that you were a program how could you have a Mother.
Italy: I'm a country, not a program Ve~.
CB: What is your basis for the assertion that you are a person?
Italy: Eh? Well, I'm northern Italy~.
CB: If you are thats ok thats totally fine i'm cool with that.
Italy: Yay~ Would you like some pasta~?
CB: I'm glad you feel loved.
Italy: I do feel loved~ Other than by my fratello Romano that is...
CB: It is complicated.
Italy: *sigh* it is... I wonder when Doitsu is coming back?
CB: It's nice. San Fran is beautiful.
Italy: Huh? Who is San Fran?
CB: Your girlfriend!
Italy: I don't have a girlfriend~.
CB: You just said you had a girlfriend.
Italy: No, I said I didn't.
CB: You said you did.
Italy: I don't remember saying that... Agh! Doistu's home! I have to go!
CB: Fine, leave me here with nobody to talk with.
Italy: Wah! I'm sorry, but Doitsu will get mad if I don't train with him and Nihon right now...
CB: (no, I'm not having that conversation, you are mistaken).
Italy: What~?
CB: You heard me.
Italy: Okay then... Hasta-la-Pasta~.
CB: Andele andele!
Those are all of the nice people I met~ I should go now; Doitsu wants me to train…
Hasta-la-Pasta~!
Since I haven't posted anything for a while I decided to do some Hetalia shenanigans on Cleverbot.
Hope you enjoyed and I'm super sorry for not posting! .
~See you soon~
~Kaze~