Hey guys! I know I should be working on my other stories, but my sister and I were having fun making up stuff about Naruto and this came as a result and I wanted to share it with you guys! Hope you like it! It was mostly my sister's idea! She's awesome!

"Shizune! Get in here right now!" Tsunade screamed for her assistant.

"Aiee! Hai, Tsunade-sama?! What is it?!" Shizune was very terrified at what her mistress's answer would be bring. Last time, they'd ended up eating green beans for a month…

"It's Tonton! Something's wrong with her!"

"Tonton?!"

Looking at the cute little female pig, Shizune noticed what had Tsunade so worried. Tonton looked depressed and wasn't doing anything. That wasn't normal for the usually bright and chipper piggy.

"Tonton! What's wrong?"

"boi…" was all Tonton would say.

"Just boi? No boi-boi?" receiving a nod from said pig, Shizune turned to Tsunade, "How long has she been like this?"

"I don't know, just noticed it this morning. What's the matter Tonton? Did Tsunade-sama forget to feed you while I was gone?" not looking at her mistress while she asked that, Shizune was trying her best to figure out what was bothering her closest animal friend.

"Hey!"

"Ah, Tsunade-sama, you'v forgotten to feed her, haven't you?" shaking her head in disgust, Shizune turned back to Tonton, "I'll go get you something to eat, okay?"

"boi…" still depressed, Tonton shook her head. She wasn't hungry.

"Well, if you're not hungry-"

"Told ya!"

"Ehem, if you're not hungry then what is it?"

Neither of Tonton's caretakers could figure out what was bothering her.

"I know! Let's go out for a walk! Would that help, Tonton?"

Tonton's head looked up at Shizune's face with some interest.

"Wait, Shizune, you've got a date in an hour! You've gotta get ready!"

"Aiee! You're right Tsunade-sama! I'm sorry Tonton! When I get back?"

"boi…"

Tonton, I'm sorry…But I haven't been on a date in years…When I get back we'll go on a walk.

"I'm gonna get dressed Tsunade-sama! Will you take Tonton on a walk?"

"Sure." Tsunade looked over at Tonton, "Tonton, what's wrong? You're not hungry, you don't wanna play, what is it?"

"boi…"

Pausing slightly, Tsunade had a though occur to her. "Tonton…what does boi mean?" Blushing a bit at not knowing what her pet piggy's only word meant after all these years, Tsunade hoped Tonton could help her understand.

"Boi!" there was a sparkle in Tonton's face as she shouted out her word's meaning, sorta…

"Uh, right. Boi means boi. Thank you Tonton, I'll be right back…"

Tsunade went down the hall into Shizune's room. "Shizune, I have a question…"

Putting on dress for her date, Shizune was kinda shocked. Tsunade almost never asked any questions, usually Shizune was the one asking. "Uh, hai, Tsunade-sama? What is it?"

"Um, what does boi, mean?"

Well there! First chapter done! I would've put more in the first one but I'm being lazy...Maybe later today! Keep your eyes open! And don't worry, I haven't forgotten my other stories! I'll get to them sometime...I'm sorry, I'm just being lazy...

Anyways, please review and tell me what you think is wrong with Tonton! If you guess right, I'll dedicate the next chapter to you! .