Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Stephen Lynch... If I did I would be rolling around in my money right now screaming, "I'M RICH!!" and Stephen Lynch would be in a cage, forced to sing for me constantly! -wow... that was a little wierd...
Roberto (the spanish voice in my head): You are wierd...
Me: Shut up Roberto! Or I shall release the T-Rex again!
Roberto: Shutting up!
Sum: Harry and Ron are best friends. Nothing could tear them apart. P.S. Ron, I wanna fuck your sister! (inspired by The Best Friend song by Stephen Lynch)
Harry and Ron are best friends. To most it's a little suprising considering how different they really were...
[breakfest]
Ron: I love toast. Nothing is better in the morning than buttered toast. (A/N: lol... sorry, it reminded me of that part from Mean Girls...)
Harry: Ew. Dry toast is WAY better.
Hermione: How are you two friends. You argue over almost everything! Favorite type of music-
Ron: The Womping Willows.
Harry: Wierd Sisters.
Hermione: Staying up or sleeping-
Ron: Staying up.
Harry: Sleeping. *mumble* with your sister...
Ron: Wait... what did you say?
Harry: Nothing... what?
Ron: Okay... Um... Anyway...
Hermione: Um: Sunshine?
Ron: Totally.
Harry: *mumbles* And I wanna nail your sister...
Ron: WHAT?!
Hermione: UM... I'm gonna go...
Ron: You wanna do WHAT with my sister?!
Harry: I wanna fuck you sister.
Ron: Wha-
Harry: Ron, it would be so awesome of you if you would agree to let me date her or something...
Ron: WHAT?! NO! Stop! Just STOP!
Harry: What?
Ron: You wanna fuck my sister?
Harry: Yup...
Ron: Wait... what?
Harry: I. WANT. TO FUCK. YOUR. SISTER.
Ron: I am so sick of the things like this. I it always somthing with you! I mean-
Harry: Ten sickles (A/N: Did I spell that right?)
Ron: Deal...
This whole story is pretty much the song, but in Harry Potter form... But I think it makes it better! lol.
Review if you want... or flame... whatever... just keep in mind I wrote this at 2:00 a.m. LOL!
3 from my twisted and warped mind...